Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

how do you always do that

 

[Bry1313]

Im sure we can make room. Wanna come sit on my lap?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/b_oe8JW7cUoAAAAd/dang-this-is-what-the-betrayal-feels-like.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If I had nine inches I’d like being watched, too

you do alright as you are

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This is a distortion - she only liked my post, not my persona.

Explain lit distortion please. What is the difference between your posts and your persona?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/b_oe8JW7cUoAAAAd/dang-this-is-what-the-betrayal-feels-like.gif

You wanted her to sit on your lap?

 

[Bry1313]

This is a distortion - she only liked my post, not my persona.

It’s very kind that you are trying to be there for me at this very tough time. Just know, I don’t blame you.

Post in thread 'Sex & Shenanigans'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-shenanigans.1589110/post-99163321

 

[Wriggle]

Explain lit distortion please. What is the difference between your posts and your persona?

My post amused her.
My persona is weird.

 

[Bry1313]

You wanted her to sit on your lap?

Sorry, did you say something? I’m distracted by the 400 year old vampire that just burst into the thread.

 

[Wriggle]

It’s very kind that you are trying to be there for me at this very tough time. Just know, I don’t blame you.

Post in thread 'Sex & Shenanigans'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-shenanigans.1589110/post-99163321

Fucking Eric.......
This only came about due to her Magoo eyes.

 

[LupineOne]

you do alright as you are

Thank you

 

[Bry1313]

My post amused her.
My persona is weird.

This is why you win, you are everything she loves

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sorry, did you say something? I’m distracted by the 400 year old vampire that just burst into the thread.

400 seems young

 

[Wriggle]

This is why you win, you are everything she loves

Except I'm not actually a Danish Prince named Eric.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Except I'm not actually a Danish Prince named Eric.

Why am I even reading your posts anymore

 

[crazychemgirl]

Except I'm not actually a Danish Prince named Eric.

I mean, you could be.

 

[Bry1313]

Except I'm not actually a Danish Prince named Eric.

Stop being so modest, we see you


https://voca.ro/1iFW8ASjW6TZ

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fucking Eric.......
This only came about due to her Magoo eyes.

This made me laugh out loud.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Stop being so modest, we see you


https://voca.ro/1iFW8ASjW6TZ

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This would have 100% won POTD if it weren’t for the fact that you hit the wrong note at the end.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And also @Mr_bogey busting in at JUST the right moment … #1

 

[Wriggle]

under the sea
under the sea.
There'll be no accusations
Just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don’t angry react me @Bry1313 … it’s just facts. I know that song off by heart!!!

 

[FormerAllStar2]

under the sea
under the sea.
There'll be no accusations
Just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea

https://i.redd.it/2ecuxskfy1jc1.gif

 

[Mr_bogey]

how do you always do that

 

[Bry1313]

And also @Mr_bogey busting in at JUST the right moment … #1

https://media1.tenor.com/m/al0FyKpxqkQAAAAC/im-done-goodbye.gif

 

[Mr_bogey]

Sorry, did you say something? I’m distracted by the 400 year old vampire that just burst into the thread.