Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

If a guy sends a PM that says more than "hey" or "what's up", then he likes you.

If he sends a dick pic, that means he's in love. Marry me and we'll live happily ever after Disney prince and princess kind of love.

Wow a few guys really owe me a happily ever after

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wow a few guys really owe me a happily ever after

Or a happy ending at least.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Or a happy ending at least.

Guys seem eager to take care of that one...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Guys seem eager to take care of that one...

Giving or getting? I enjoy giving, myself. Nice guys finish last after all.

 

[HarryHill]

It's like falling in water every time I open this thread, sometimes warm as a bath, others like a swifty moving stream ready to wash you away. Where's my girls; wash my back or push me down the stream?

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's like falling in water every time I open this thread, sometimes warm as a bath, others like a swifty moving stream ready to wash you away. Where's my girls; wash my back or push me down the stream?

Don't forget the sharks.

 

[BrendaBear]

Don't forget the sharks.

Weird that here, the sharks have boobs.

 

[Amanda330]

Wow a few guys really owe me a happily ever after

I was thinking the same thing, myself.

Where the fuck is my diamond ring???

 

[HarryHill]

Eaten or savaged, hmmmn.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was thinking the same thing, myself.

Where the fuck is my diamond ring???

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh Ho....

 

[Bry1313]

So you DONT like me.

I’m very polite

 

[dawn_of_night]

Who likes themselves??
AFAF

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m very polite

Wow

 

[Bry1313]

Does somebody need some friendly boobs or vagina in their DMs again?

Yes I do, everyone has these inside jokes that I’m outside of because they have more friends than me

 

[UnquietDreams]

Who likes themselves??
AFAF

I like you. Close enough?

 

[Bry1313]

Guys seem eager to take care of that one...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/BUYmvB0FFywAAAAC/audrey-hepburn-what.gif

 

[Bry1313]

Wow

I love you, even if I asked for one thing today…….one thing……and you did the opposite five seconds later, I still love you

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Who likes themselves??
AFAF

I like me!
I like you!
You should feel the same way too.

I absolutely sang that in a Barney voice in my head

No voca.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I like you. Close enough?

I mean, that wasn't the question...
But I'll accept it.
I like you too Ho.
Do you think my tractor is sexy?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I like me!
I like you!
You should feel the same way too.

I absolutely sang that in a Barney voice in my head

No voca.

https://voca.ro/16mUPDvyt3lh

 

[dawn_of_night]

I like you, he loves me.
We're a happy shanananamily
With a great big hug and a kiss from you to me.
Won't you say you're incredibly looovveeelyyyyyy.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/W0Vz7zDK7vgMBc2fpw/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe9140bbi66eu7mrskozcl2p8ge7659j76f5ln1x8paw&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I like you, he loves me.
We're a happy shanananamily
With a great big hug and a kiss from you to me.
Won't you say you're incredibly looovveeelyyyyyy.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/W0Vz7zDK7vgMBc2fpw/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe9140bbi66eu7mrskozcl2p8ge7659j76f5ln1x8paw&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[dawn_of_night]

https://voca.ro/16mUPDvyt3lh

I fucking love you....