Sex & Shenanigans

[Mrtenant]

FFS, someone can flash boobs at some single idiot and share his cabin? Or sleep on deck? Or with an employee. Fuck, it ain't that difficult.

 

[Bry1313]

Emoji, not working, etc, etc

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I don’t know if I trust myself enough to not try to have sex with you girls though … just warning you now.

I'm so into some cnc. I'll pretend like I don't want it and you can "convince" me

 

[Bry1313]

Let's not be sexist. A guy can try it too
I heard @Bry1313 might be into them

Just because I say no to one thing, does not mean I say yes to the other thing. Just saying.

 

[Bry1313]

https://www.carnival.com/cruise-sea...ce&showBest=true&async=true¤cy=USD&locality=1

I bet we could get 4 or 6 to a room and then it would be super cheap

A great idea became a terrible idea just like that

 

[crazychemgirl]

A great idea became a terrible idea just like that

Lmao why?

 

[__Nathan1968]

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I don’t want to brag, but my rub is available packaged for those who prefer to rub their meat in the privacy of their own homes. With or without a partner.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

4 or 6 to a room for 15 days? Are you hoping to eat some people? cause I'm sure there's either going to be death by murder or dehydration

She read it as cannibal cruise line.

 

[Bry1313]

Lmao why?

I believe @OrdinaryPerson covered it

 

[__Nathan1968]

She read it as cannibal cruise line.

Sign us up for the Donner package.

 

[lavendersilk]

Sign us up for the Donner package.

Party of 6? Oh, now 5? Ok... lemme see... What?Only 2? How? Nevermind...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I believe @OrdinaryPerson covered it

You finally recognize how right I am...

 

[Bry1313]

You finally recognize how right I am...

About 4 to 6 to a room? Yes
About butter churners? No

 

[crazychemgirl]

About 4 to 6 to a room? Yes
About butter churners? No

So you’re willing to try it?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

About 4 to 6 to a room? Yes
About butter churners? No

Why are you worried about 6 to a room when you'll be out in the bathroom tub?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why are you worried about 6 to a room when you'll be out in the bathroom tub?

Or on the balcony

 

[Bry1313]

So you’re willing to try it?

You first

 

[Bry1313]

Or on the balcony

This is becoming worse than Vegas

 

[__Nathan1968]

You first

Butter churner sloppy seconds?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This is becoming worse than Vegas

I like balconies...

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is becoming worse than Vegas

Just ignore the sea birds … they’ll leave you alone eventually

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Just ignore the sea birds … they’ll leave you alone eventually

*Throws out some bread crumbs

 

[SlyderInside]

Vegas? Who said Vegas?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Bry1313]

Party of 6? Oh, now 5? Ok... lemme see... What?Only 2? How? Nevermind...

Goes searching for that hiking sign that shows two people going onto trail, and only one coming back