Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

I’m not.

Also not an American, my sweet Canuck...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also not an American, my sweet Canuck...

I know… but I was still sad that I potentially would not be where you are.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Not in NYC, but within commuting distance.

I'm coming to visit. Not you. But the city.

Any recommendations?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Cooking for a crowd? Pork butts.

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For family? Standing rib roast:

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But in competition, you can’t pick favorites:

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That standing rib roast is a thing of beauty.

I love that you do competition as well. Never been anything I aspired to --purely amateur for the love-- but it is impressive as hell.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm coming to visit. Not you. But the city.

Any recommendations?

I really only go into the city for Broadway shows and the Met Opera. You can't go wrong with anything like that. If you're in Manhattan, Times Square is worth walking through, just for the sheer sensory overload, but don't bother going to any of the restaurants there - especially the chains. Unless you want to be surrounded by tourists from the Midwest (we went to the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square once - SO MANY people in Indiana U. and Michigan State shirts). If you plan on going to any of the museums - especially the popular ones like the Natural History Museum, make sure you get tickets ahead of time unless you feel like waiting around for a couple hours for a time slot. Don't try to drive in the city unless you have a death wish. But if you try to get around by subway, just keep in mind that 1/3 of the stations will be closed for various reasons and there's no way of knowing which ones until you're on the train and it doesn't stop where you want to get off.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm coming to visit. Not you. But the city.

Any recommendations?

Santa: I've been to New York thousands of times.
Buddy: Really?
Santa: Mm-hmm.
Buddy: What's it like?
Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy.
Buddy: Oh.
Santa: Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas.

 

[Lmizzler]

Cooking for a crowd? Pork butts.

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For family? Standing rib roast:

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But in competition, you can’t pick favorites:

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I might have just had an orgasm!

 

[Bry1313]

Full brisket or Pulled pork

Yummy yummy brisket and burnt ends

 

[Bry1313]

Yummy yummy butt

 

[Lmizzler]

Yummy yummy butt


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Ohhhhh, and I came again.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Don't try to drive in the city unless you have a death wish. But if you try to get around by subway, just keep in mind that 1/3 of the stations will be closed for various reasons and there's no way of knowing which ones until you're on the train and it doesn't stop where you want to get off.

I cannot endorse that statement any more fervently.

Also, the subway in New York is its own world, its own experience, and honestly --if you can handle a bit of weird-- worth the trip. The buskers as some of the best in the world, if nothing else.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I might have just had an orgasm!

I don’t typically do Alabama style.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Must……..resist………BBQ……….pedantry……..ahhhhhhhhhh

Never fight the pedantry urge, @salacPOVES it and you wouldn't want to upset him!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I know… but I was still sad that I potentially would not be where you are.

This my daily occurrence....

 

[Bry1313]

Unless you want to be surrounded by tourists from the Midwest (we went to the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square once - SO MANY people in Indiana U. and Michigan State shirts).

https://media1.tenor.com/m/09Mtbz4AXSEAAAAd/howdareyou-offended.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh, we're doing BBQ porn now?

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[Wand3rlust]

I like meat.

 

[Lmizzler]

Oh, we're doing BBQ porn now?

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This is now my third orgasm of the afternoon.

 

[Lmizzler]

I like meat.

Same!

Wait, are we talking....

Who cares!

 

[jason28053]

I like meat.

I’d like to meet

 

[UnquietDreams]

I like meat.

 

[LupineOne]

What is your favourite thing to BBQ?

Venison loin. Got my own seasoning blend. Blood rare.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm coming to visit. Not you. But the city.

Any recommendations?

Time square was my favorite

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Listen.... I own one of those shirts....
I think you all know which one....
And that was not nice @Whiskeyjack

 

[__Nathan1968]

This is now my third orgasm of the afternoon.

I also bottle my own butt lube bbq sauce.