Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Umm...I believe I said THIGHS first

Wait... are you the thigh master?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/YDnt9KwpTRoAAAAC/bh187-ghostbusters.gif


*I'll see myself out... but I'll be giggling as I go*

 

[Qky75]

Sorry I didn’t give you credit for your thigh remark … sometimes messages get lost in the hustle and bustle of this thread.

It's too late...I'm wounded horribly. What is this massive pain in my ass?? Is it you? Are you the pain in my ass or am I just butthurt?

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's too late...I'm wounded horribly. What is this massive pain in my ass?? Is it you? Are you the pain in my ass or am I just butthurt?

So cheesy …

Do you want some wine with your cheese?

 

[Qky75]

Wait... are you the thigh master?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/YDnt9KwpTRoAAAAC/bh187-ghostbusters.gif


*I'll see myself out... but I'll be giggling as I go*

Are you the gate keeper?!?!

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's too late...I'm wounded horribly. What is this massive pain in my ass?? Is it you? Are you the pain in my ass or am I just butthurt?

Just butthurt. It happens.

 

[BrendaBear]

Are you the gate keeper?!?!

Nah... I'm a lousy gate keeper. I'm all "sure, go on it. In fact, here's the keys to the liqueur cabinet."

It turns out, those aren't traits desired for a gate keeper... so...

 

[Qky75]

So cheesy …

Do you want some wine with your cheese?

Ive been DYING for an appropriate moment for this....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just butthurt. It happens.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What is the sexiest thing someone has said to you recently?

"Ugh, fine. Let's get this over with."

 

[crazychemgirl]

Every year this comes up in my Facebook memories and every year I post it … because that green in the middle? I made that. I synthesized that from raw materials. It took 4 days. It’s GORGEOUS green!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

"Ugh, fine. Let's get this over with."

Oh, I dream of getting "Ugh, fine. Let's get this over with...'

 

[morelikeasong]

Nah... I'm a lousy gate keeper. I'm all "sure, go on it. In fact, here's the keys to the liqueur cabinet."

It’s true. @Mrtenant told me I should have been paying for all those drinks that @BrendaD was making for me at the tavern but she never asked me for a dime!

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s true. @Mrtenant told me I should have been paying for all those drinks that @BrendaD was making for me at the tavern but she never asked me for a dime!

You know… @Mrtenant talks a big game but really… he never would have asked us to pony up on our bills. He liked having us around too much.

 

[Qky75]

It’s true. @Mrtenant told me I should have been paying for all those drinks that @BrendaD was making for me at the tavern but she never asked me for a dime!

There's a reason for that. Pretty women attract thirsty dicks....who are attached to body's with thirsty mouths.... don't worry deary....gas grass or ass nobody rides for free

 

[morelikeasong]

There's a reason for that. Pretty women attract thirsty dicks....who are attached to body's with thirsty mouths.... don't worry deary....gas grass or ass nobody rides for free

No one is getting my ass for a beer… but I do have the grass so I’m in the clear

 

[crazychemgirl]

How would you guys feel if they put thread post limits back into effect and we had to start a new thread … S&S v2

 

[BrendaBear]

...gas grass or ass nobody rides for free

We do.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/7Z7LdQXidjkAAAAC/party-party-time.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

How would you guys feel if they put thread post limits back into effect and we had to start a new thread … S&S v2

You know we'd follow you wherever you went... or until you asked us to leave...

...or found the right ointment... that might work...

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How would you guys feel if they put thread post limits back into effect and we had to start a new thread … S&S v2

are they discussing this?

 

[crazychemgirl]

are they discussing this?

Yeah… it used to be a thing that a thread could only get to like… 2000 pages or something before it got locked and a new thread had to be started. That’s why there are so many “ver 2” threads out there cuz it used to be the way we had to operate.

 

[vagrantx]

You didn’t like my butthole?

https://media4.giphy.com/media/l0HlTgRc2uBakZ0Yw/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7cwox8djqbmvjeq1tj1dya7lai96xwvl69qfn46e1&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

You know I go absolute cuckoo for your butt!! But (hah) I haven't had the privilege of seeing your butt hole

 

[Qky75]

How would you guys feel if they put thread post limits back into effect and we had to start a new thread … S&S v2

Ok ok I'll post less. Sheesh

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No one is getting my ass for a beer… but I do have the grass so I’m in the clear

the opening line to S&S: The Musical.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You know I go absolute cuckoo for your butt!! But (hah) I haven't had the privilege of seeing your butt hole

I missed you!!!!!


I just wanna squish your face and pinch your cheeks and …

Well …


I’ll behave.