Sex & Shenanigans

[hotoldrguy]

No she was a cunt.

Jill cunt+flicking the bean=Jilling

 

[vagrantx]

Lol I like that one.

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[crazychemgirl]

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Ok … no one has ever actually flicked it.

That’s so wrong.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Most folks don’t really choke a chicken neither. Just saying.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Most folks don’t really choke a chicken neither. Just saying.

I mean, some might.

 

[lavendersilk]

I mean, some might.

NMK

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, some might.

Do they have the word most in Canada? Is it the past participle of moose up there?

 

[crazychemgirl]

NMK

Mine either … I prefer they just cut the head off and be done with it.

 

[lavendersilk]

NMK

Mine either … I prefer they just cut the head off and be done with it.

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[crazychemgirl]

 

[lavendersilk]

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Can they do us both for a discount?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can they do us both for a discount?

blue girl group therapy! I’m in!!

 

[vagrantx]

Can they do us both for a discount?

blue girl group therapy! I’m in!!

We could sit there going all fllfblblfblbflblflbl

 

[Wriggle]

Are the boots a prerequisite for your boner to look good or does it stand on its own?

I assure you, my boner stands in it's own.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

blue girl group therapy! I’m in!!

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[crazychemgirl]

I assure you, my boner stands in its own.

I have concerns.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Dont have to tell me twice.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have concerns.

Do you read The Atlantic?

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2016/03/penis-design-engineering/474444/

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you read The Atlantic?

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2016/03/penis-design-engineering/474444/

No omg … that’s hilarious

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dont have to tell me twice.
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#hoelife

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

#hoelife

Cool hashtag. Can I borrow it sometime?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Cool hashtag. Can I borrow it sometime?

It’s all yours babes … xoxo

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok yall… it’s HUMPDAY again

Who’s humping today?

Solo? With a friend? With an enemy? In the park? In the car?

Let’s hear it!!

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok yall… it’s HUMPDAY again

Who’s humping today?

Solo? With a friend? With an enemy? In the park? In the car?

Let’s hear it!!

Oooo, I choose enemy!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok yall… it’s HUMPDAY again

Who’s humping today?

Solo? With a friend? With an enemy? In the park? In the car?

Let’s hear it!!

Why am I singing this to the tune of Fucking Matt Damon?