Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I did like the raspberry jelly balls they put in the Starbucks drink awhile back …

 

[crazychemgirl]

Forever meaning until like 8:30 pm tonight and then randomly for the next few months?

Some things just stick in your head.

Like ranch.
And boner lava
And meat pockets

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Some things just stick in your head.

Like ranch.
And boner lava
And meat pockets

Not mine. I’m like teflon up there! Unless you’re singing.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not mine. I’m like teflon up there! Unless you’re singing.

So you’re saying if I do a singing voca of a catchy boner lava jingle it will forever be implanted in your brain?

 

[lavendersilk]

Not mine. I’m like teflon up there! Unless you’re singing.

Did I miss her singing.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did I miss her singing.

No I didn’t sing today …


Yet.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So you’re saying if I do a singing voca of a catchy boner lava jingle it will forever be implanted in your brain?

No. I’m definitely not saying that. Don’t do it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No. I’m definitely not saying that. Don’t do it.

Someone who is better at jingles than me needs to come up with the lyrics

 

[Qky75]

Someone who is better at jingles than me needs to come up with the lyrics

For boner lava? Hmmm thinking

 

[MiaBabe23]

Some things just stick in your head.

Like ranch.
And boner lava
And meat pockets

Boner lava lmao, okay, I’m gonna use that hahah

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

For boner lava? Hmmm thinking

Make sures it’s hot boner Lava, that’s her favorite

 

[Qky75]

Someone who is better at jingles than me needs to come up with the lyrics

(To the time of Barbie Girl)

I'm a swallower
Jacking till I blurr
Semen tates fantastic
Gobbling fanatic

Hey there Monkey
Let's get chunky...

 

[crazychemgirl]

(To the time of Barbie Girl)

I'm a swallower
Jacking till I blurr
Semen tates fantastic
Gobbling fanatic

Hey there Monkey
Let's get chunky...

Oh dear god no.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think I need to blow up this thread after reading that … I don’t think I’ll ever recover.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh dear god no.

Coward

 

[Qky75]

Oh dear god no.

No?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Coward

Only because it’s inaccurate

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Only because it’s inaccurate

Mhmmm

 

[crazychemgirl]

Mhmmm

You know my thoughts on boner lava

 

[Qky75]

Only because it’s inaccurate

Gasp how DARE you!

This is about sticking the worm in his ear!!!

 

[Qky75]

Off to go adult. Blegh. Thanks for letting me play....well I intrudes but it was fun.

 

[Bry1313]

There is occasional maths here .., as well as loads of existential dread and weird questions for which there are no good answers.

I’m always ready for existential dread

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I have a fun activity for @Tigobitties98 if she wants. Everyone posts a picture of their foreheads showcasing their eyebrows and Tig has to draw our eyebrows in to make them look how they are supposed to. I'll start...

This is really only for my benefit since I have no brows.

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I am bad at eyebrow maintenance
(Sorry @Tigobitties98 , photo isn’t at a completely straight angle. I did rotate it, but apparently I was looking slightly off to the side )

Oh! I was actually going to send this 1 when @Bry1313 requested eyebrows or boobs for Tig’s birthday, but it was on my wifi-only old iPhone back when I was having internet issues. It’s from the last time I got my eyebrows waxed forever ago, and the aesthetician did some significant filling in that day, which of course didn’t last.

Fuck now I want kogi tacos.

You can have them! If you come back to LA

C'est l'vivre and it was going so well

Was it though? C’est la vie!

 

[Bry1313]

All of you fuckers …. Where are you ???


Only @Tigobitties98 is excused.

I was ummm………busy, yeah busy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m always ready for existential dread

It’s one of the reasons I love you.