Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

Dicks... So when I first joined Lit (a billion years ago) and a guy would send me Dick Clark or Richard Nixon, I thought it was so funny. But now... It's sooo old. Id rather get a real dick.

That's me. I tell old jokes. I'm old.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is this new math or old math? Or we can call this Lit math? Add tacos to anything and it’s good basically?

Yes

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

OP's inbox now
https://media.tenor.com/A90xKAZllcgAAAAM/hot-hotdogs.gif

Now I'm hungry. Thanks Guy

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That's me. I tell old jokes. I'm old.

Your join date is older than mine. You should know better.

 

[lavendersilk]

I have a fun activity for @Tigobitties98 if she wants. Everyone posts a picture of their foreheads showcasing their eyebrows and Tig has to draw our eyebrows in to make them look how they are supposed to. I'll start...

This is really only for my benefit since I have no brows.

 

[Qky75]

Your join date is older than mine. You should know better.

Pfffs I've been reading the authors here for years...I've been participating forums for....days.

 

[Qky75]

I have a fun activity for @Tigobitties98 if she wants. Everyone posts a picture of their foreheads showcasing their eyebrows and Tig has to draw our eyebrows in to make them look how they are supposed to. I'll start...

This is really only for my benefit since I have no brows.

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[lavendersilk]

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That's the goal right there.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I would give a trillion fake lit dollars to anyone who can explain how it works to me in a way that makes sense to my brain

I’m not falling for it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

American Beauty was filmed in my hometown!


The archetypes are Roy Choi’s Kogi BBQ food truck tacos. They’ll be at CSULB this Friday
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You forgot
- How to farm material for a book by fostering online conversation

Fuck now I want kogi tacos.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The only kind I'll tolerate in my inbox

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I have a fun activity for @Tigobitties98 if she wants. Everyone posts a picture of their foreheads showcasing their eyebrows and Tig has to draw our eyebrows in to make them look how they are supposed to. I'll start...

This is really only for my benefit since I have no brows.

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Can we all do it though? I just can't promise I'll make them how they are supposed to go

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Pfffs I've been reading the authors here for years...I've been participating forums for....days.

Oops. Sorry. I forgot I was supposed to be welcoming... I meant ... Such a fun joke!

 

[lavendersilk]

Can we all do it though? I just can't promise I'll make them how they are supposed to go

Please?

 

[Qky75]

Oops. Sorry. I forgot I was supposed to be welcoming... I meant ... Such a fun joke!

Pity laughs are allowed

 

[__Nathan1968]

The only kind I'll tolerate in my inbox

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Dicks... So when I first joined Lit (a billion years ago) and a guy would send me Dick Clark or Richard Nixon, I thought it was so funny. But now... It's sooo old. Id rather get a real dick.

Check your PMs.

(Okay, it's a selfie)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pity laughs are allowed

Thank fucking Jod!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I wanna know how much Paula Abdul got for the Lakers when she cheerleaded(is that a word??). Different sport, but still...

IDK, but this makes me think of the 80s Laker Girls movie with Tina Yothers from Family Ties. It was…not great.

When I was a kid, one of the Patriots cheerleaders was my babysitter. I bragged about that all the time.

When I was in HS, we occasionally had guest choreographers for the dance shows we put on twice a year. They took small groups that were audition only. One of them was a Laker Girl. I didn’t get into her number that year, but got into another number with a woman who had a dance company that toured in Europe. They both substituted for our dance teacher a couple times when she was out. The former Laker Girl had a reputation for being a bitch though. The other choreographer became our dance teacher when the previous one left.

If they had the same pay scale as the Timberwolves, very little

Current pay


https://www.tuko.co.ke/429277-nba-cheerleaders-salary-how-money-a-year.html

Your source lists estimates for both Lakers pay twice as much as Timberwolves, but yeah, still not much. $15k vs $30k

That side hustle doesn’t speak well of their pay structure

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is this thread a math or maths thread? My eye is already twitching on the thought of math. I can’t hang with the math club (time dilation) - way out of my league.

I was invited to this place and I heard there was tacos at lunch. Maybe I went to the wrong place?

There is occasional maths here .., as well as loads of existential dread and weird questions for which there are no good answers.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

There is occasional maths here .., as well as loads of existential dread and weird questions for which there are no good answers.

Over analyzers are us club? I’d fit right in. Could run for office of this group then.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Over analyzers are us club? I’d fit right in. Could run for office of this group then.

Oh overthinkers … overanalyzers … oversharerers … we have the over everything here

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Over growers too? I just need to make sure I know what I’m getting myself into here before I form some sort of too early attachments to strangers.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Over growers too? I just need to make sure I know what I’m getting myself into here before I form some sort of too early attachments to strangers.

I mean, it’s possible. I am not at all interested in overgrowing ..

Maybe overthrowing …

Or overtaking …


Or overriding

 

[MiaBabe23]

Oh overthinkers … overanalyzers … oversharerers … we have the over everything here

Oh perfect, a club where I’ll feel perfectly welcome
Or will I… they’re analytical, the lot of them, they’ll see my every flaw, they’ll write entire theses on why I’m not a suitable member, scrutinizing, particularizing, cogitating…
Do I want this…? Do I not want this…?
Wait, wasn’t I just getting juice…?