Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I wasn’t talking to you butthole

Either you forgot punctuation or you misspelled "your."

Either way,

 

[crazychemgirl]

Either you forgot punctuation or you misspelled "your."

Either way,

I would let spike spike me in any way he wanted.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Commas are so, so important here.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I would like spike spike me in any way he wanted.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I would like spike spike me in any way he wanted.

Even if your boobs were on your back?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Even if your boobs were on your back?

Even if he had big hairy man boobs

 

[crazychemgirl]

Exactly

 

[UnquietDreams]

I would let spike spike me in any way he wanted.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Even if he had big hairy man boobs

Oh, he doesn't.

That 97.5% may be a bit lower if we toss Spike into the calculus. Maybe.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Despite attempts of fuckwits to tarnish my reputation for spectacular advice … this thread is still amazeballs

Thread 'Dear Chemgirl (Abby)'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/dear-chemgirl-abby.1595383/

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You’re my lobster

I'm gonna take it as a step up from a dirty sock

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm gonna take it as a step up from a dirty sock

 

[crazychemgirl]

Has anyone ever eaten alligator?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Has anyone ever eaten alligator?

It's a tough chicken

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's a tough chicken

I was watching Swamp People on Prime … so I got curious

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm gonna take it as a step up from a dirty sock

You will forever be my dirty sock bitch

 

[UnquietDreams]

Has anyone ever eaten alligator?

Yes. There was a place out here that did an outstanding alligator jambalaya.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is that the same show where they would noodle for catfish with their fingers?

 

[morelikeasong]

Has anyone ever eaten alligator?

I’ve had ribs and tail

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is that the same show where they would noodle for catfish with their fingers?

I don’t know … I only watched one episode … there was too much shooting of alligators for my liking

 

[UnquietDreams]

You will forever be my dirty sock bitch

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You will forever be my dirty sock bitch

Aggressive. I feel like these really need socks

Nipple feet... @morelikeasong and @deefalttwunnyfor
Remember you guys brought this up on yourselves
https://ibb.co/LkVxyH6

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I don’t know … I only watched one episode … there was too much shooting of alligators for my liking

They might need to control the population in some areas

 

[UnquietDreams]

Aggressive. I feel like these really need socks

Nipple feet... @morelikeasong and @deefalttwunnyfor
Remember you guys brought this up on yourselves
https://ibb.co/LkVxyH6

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Have you figured out yet that I would do anything for a joke?