Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I can’t stop calling bananas nanners … and my dog is obsessed with them.

My dog loves sliced carrot rings. They are her favorite treats.

 

[Bry1313]

Nectarines are peaches without fuzz. Why do you need the fuzz?

Also slightly less flavor, I love the flavor

 

[crazychemgirl]

My dog loves sliced carrot rings. They are her favorite treats.

Oh mine too!!!

She gets carrots, cucumber and fruit daily when I’m making my breakfast and lunch.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also slightly less flavor, I love the flavor

I dunno … my nectarine was juicy and delicious

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I mean, you’re pretty ok too.

 

[Bry1313]

I dunno … my nectarine was juicy and delicious

A peach would have been more on both fronts

 

[crazychemgirl]

A peach would have been more on both fronts

Nah … at least I could enjoy it without having to shave it first.

 

[Bry1313]

I mean, you’re pretty ok too.

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[OrdinaryPerson]

I mean, you’re pretty ok too.

Im just glad to be recognized as #1 out of the two of us.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nah … at least I could enjoy it without having to shave it first.

Oh, I never shave them first. Soap ruins the flavor, and that is if you don't use the menthol shaving cream.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Im just glad to be recognized as #1 out of the two of us.

That’s not how it works babe.

#1 only belongs to @Mr_bogey

 

[Bry1313]

Nah … at least I could enjoy it without having to shave it first.

I’ve eaten peaches when I had a beard, it was fine

 

[UnquietDreams]

Im just glad to be recognized as #1 out of the two of us.

You can't put a number of friendship, unless you are number one, and then you can!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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See. @crazychemgirl, I would still love you even if you had different rankings. Cause I'm better than him.

But also don't take away my ranking.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … so in just over 100 pages we will reach 5000 pages.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That’s not how it works babe.

#1 only belongs to @Mr_bogey

I said out of @Bry1313 and me!!!! He is excluded

 

[Bry1313]

Im just glad to be recognized as #1 out of the two of us.

@crazychemgirl

https://media1.tenor.com/m/27_iMDRAnK4AAAAC/look-what-you-have-done-catherine-ohara.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok … so in just over 100 pages we will reach 5000 pages.

@Indie
You are needed. It's prime campaign time

 

[crazychemgirl]

I said out of @Bry1313 and me!!!! He is excluded

Still … the term #1 is reserved.

The rest of yall are equally #2

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Indie
You are needed. It's prime campaign time

no … you will not win best couple

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Still … the term #1 is reserved.

The rest of yall are equally #2

But I'm #2 and @Bry1313 is #2.5?

 

[Bry1313]

Still … the term #1 is reserved.

The rest of yall are equally #2

But I’m the biggest number 2!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

no … you will not win best couple

It's almost like it's rigged or something....

 

[crazychemgirl]

5000 page awards is a best of …


Examples include …

Best reoccurring joke
Best use of a hidden emoji link

 

[Bry1313]

But I'm #2 and @Bry1313 is #2.5?

No

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