Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Find a job you love and you never work a day in your life...

This is so fucking true though....
Live the life you love, love the life you live.

 

[crazychemgirl]

On the other hand, I have yet to have the pleasure in order to find a more appealing adjective.

But I have an inbox and a thesaurus...

**please refer to:

“Tricks lit men will use to try and get me to send them pics of my tata cherries and how not to fall for it”


Classes start August 1st and enrolment is by PM request.

Other classes offered this semester:

- how to use fear and intimidation to make people want to stalk you
- forming cliques and how to encourage swarming
- getting lit women to send you their tatas and friendly vag by being an owner of tatas and friendly vag

 

[UnquietDreams]

What is the superior fruit shenanigang?

For...? Breakfast? Dessert? Making cocktails? Throwing at bad actors to show your disdain for their poor thespianic skills (never do this, please)?

 

[UnquietDreams]

**please refer to:

“Tricks lit men will use to try and get me to send them pics of my tata cherries and how not to fall for it”


Classes start August 1st and enrolment is by PM request.

Other classes offered this semester:

- how to use fear and intimidation to make people want to stalk you
- forming cliques and how to encourage swarming
- getting lit women to send you their tatas and friendly vag by being an owner of tatas and friendly vag

I thought we were still talking about produce.

 

[crazychemgirl]

For...? Breakfast? Dessert? Making coctails? Throwing at bad actors to show your disdain for their poor theophanic skills (never do this, please)?

Just in general ..

Blueberries?
Raspberries?
Cherries?
Watermelon?
Pineapple?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

No … just calling my tata cherries adorable is a turn off.

But that’s just me..

Maybe other lit ladies feel differently.

Surprisingly I'm not that into calling them tata cherries. Makes me want to protect my nipples

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just in general ..

Blueberries?
Raspberries?
Cherries?
Watermelon?
Pineapple?

If I had to pick just one, blueberries. I can eat them like popcorn.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Surprisingly I'm not that into calling them tata cherries. Makes me want to protect my nipples

You don’t want them nibbled on?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Just in general ..

Blueberries?
Raspberries?
Cherries?
Watermelon?
Pineapple?

Oranges
Grapes
Watermelon
Strawberry
Other berries

Are my usual top 5

 

[UnquietDreams]

Surprisingly I'm not that into calling them tata cherries. Makes me want to protect my nipples

I thought "tata cherries" was some weird Canadian variety of cherries.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You don’t want them nibbled on?

Not chewed on

Tatas are almost as unsexy as titties

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not chewed on

Tatas are almost as unsexy as titties

Wow…

You think you know a person.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

**please refer to:

“Tricks lit men will use to try and get me to send them pics of my tata cherries and how not to fall for it”


Classes start August 1st and enrolment is by PM request.

Other classes offered this semester:

- how to use fear and intimidation to make people want to stalk you
- forming cliques and how to encourage swarming
- getting lit women to send you their tatas and friendly vag by being an owner of tatas and friendly vag

https://media.tenor.com/AEvLZdVy9AoAAAAM/simpsons-newsletter.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

I thought "tata cherries" was some weird Canadian variety of cherries.

Mmmm have you experienced the glory of Rainier cherries??

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not chewed on

Tatas are almost as unsexy as titties

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Well, that's a Great Tit, I can tell you that for free.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Mmmm have you experienced the glory of Rainier cherries??

I live in Oregon. Of course I have.

Ever had Hood strawberries? I don't really like strawberries, but I will eat Hoods by the flat.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I live in Oregon. Of course I have.

Ever had Hood strawberries? I don't really like strawberries, but I will eat Hoods by the flat.

I tend to stick with local strawberries… cuz local ftw … but I am an absolute whore for rainier cherries.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I tend to stick with local strawberries… cuz local ftw … but I am an absolute whore for rainier cherries.

Well, Hoods are local for me. And they don't usually get exported because the locals eat them all (and they are too delicate to travel). Come on down and I'll even save you some. I have a couple of containers of strawberry freezer jam from them stocked away as well.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Why is it Monday again?!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, Hoods are local for me. And they don't usually get exported because the locals eat them all (and they are too delicate to travel). Come on down and I'll even save you some. I have a couple of containers of strawberry freezer jam from them stocked away as well.

Just makes me think of clitoral hood

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why is it Monday again?!

Just wait a few hours and it won't be again. For a week.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just makes me think of clitoral hood

Then let me introduce you to Mount Hood.

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(Go to town.)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Then let me introduce you to Mount Hood.

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Oh I know … lol

I still think of clits

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just makes me think of clitoral hood

And while I love each of them in my mouth, the action is somewhat different.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh I know … lol

I still think of clits

It's like you're just super into eating the fun bits today