Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Right? You get me.

But jokes aside, I still need to know

 

[Apisto42]

But jokes aside, I still need to know

All the shit you’d put on a banh mi, but wrapped in soft corn tortillas. Or bulgogi and stuff, in a tortilla. Or anything else Asian flavored and in a tortilla.

 

[crazychemgirl]

There are numerous jobs I would want that I don't get.

Maybe I am exceedingly excellent at beach drinking.

Maybe we need to test this theory

 

[crazychemgirl]

All the shit you’d put on a banh mi, but wrapped in soft corn tortillas. Or bulgogi and stuff, in a tortilla. Or anything else Asian flavored and in a tortilla.

Now I’m hungry … thanks.

 

[UnquietDreams]

But jokes aside, I still need to know

There is a truck down my street that does bulgogi and caramelized kimchi in street-taco sized flower tortillas. Squeeze of lime? Heaven in you hand.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Maybe we need to test this theory

By me not getting jobs I want? I have about fifty years of data there...

 

[Apisto42]

Now I’m hungry … thanks.

Made another woman yearn for something not me.

My job here is done. Good night.

 

[LupineOne]

How about no job … just a beach with rum

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I mean, who doesn’t want to be Jack sparrow?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Made another woman yearn for something not me.

My job here is done. Good night.

Is your next trick not providing the thing she yearns for?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why are nectarines so damn good…..cut one up and devoured it … struggling to not just cut up the rest of them and eat them.

Oh wait … I have cherries!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean, who doesn’t want to be Jack sparrow?

Amber Heard comes to mind...

 

[Apisto42]

Is your next trick not providing the thing she yearns for?

Exactly. Make them bitches thirsty.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Amber Heard comes to mind...

I mean, he won didn’t he?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why are nectarines so damn good…..cut one up and devoured it … struggling to not just cut up the rest of them and eat them.

Oh wait … I have cherries!!!

And I have heard they are adorable.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean, he won didn’t he?

Well, she still wouldn't want to be Jack Sparrow.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And I have heard they are adorable.

ADORABLE?!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, she still wouldn't want to be Jack Sparrow.

Well she sucks

 

[UnquietDreams]

Adorable.
I haven't had the pleasure, so I have no other adjectives. But I am willing to pull out the thesaurus for you...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Adorable.
I haven't had the pleasure, so I have no other adjectives. But I am willing to pull out the thesaurus for you...

How to turn a women off in one easy step …

Call her tata cherries “adorable”.

Have you been taking classes from @Apisto42 ??

 

[UnquietDreams]

How to turn a women off in one easy step …

Call her tata cherries “adorable”.

Have you been taking classes from @Apisto42 ??

I adore you. "To love or worship."

That is a turn off?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I adore you. "To love or worship."

That is a turn off?

No … just calling my tata cherries adorable is a turn off.

But that’s just me..

Maybe other lit ladies feel differently.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No … just calling my tata cherries adorable is a turn off.

But that’s just me..

Maybe other lit ladies feel differently.

On the other hand, I have yet to have the pleasure in order to find a more appealing adjective.

But I have an inbox and a thesaurus...

 

[crazychemgirl]

What is the superior fruit shenanigang?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Find a job you love and you never work a day in your life...

This is so fucking true though....
Live the life you love, love the life you live.