Sex & Shenanigans

[Mo_Bandy]

Make sure not to mistake the sign of a stroke with sadness

No way. I do blow on my off days to keep things flowing.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

We call that "Tuesday."

Well it is Monday here.

 

[MindYaBitness]

No way. I do blow on my off days to keep things flowing.

Well, at least it's a balanced diet!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Well, at least it's a balanced diet!

Mad rails of Kale too.

 

[Amanda330]

Well, at least it's a balanced diet!

Would you call that a diet?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Mad rails of Kale too.

Does it taste better if you snort it?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Would you call that a diet?

I mean, maybe...he is ingesting it all, so, kind of

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Does it taste better if you snort it?

It’s not Cilantro.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s not Cilantro.

I know, that shit gets caught in my sinuses every time I snort it!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I know, that shirt gets caught in my sinuses every time I snort it!

Outta try the gel from fentanyl patches.

 

[Amanda330]

I know, that shirt gets caught in my sinuses every time I snort it!

Shirts are a bit big for the nostrils, no? I mean... I've seen your nostrils. They're pretty small. Maybe snort something else?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Mo_Bandy]

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Piss poor shells. Gotta double up too.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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[UnquietDreams]

It truly is one for the ages. They say there's no bad art, but those mofo's never listened to Yoko in her younger years. I still don't get her, but while she hasn't gotten better with age she has at least become self-aware.

The Simpsons ripped on her, having her at Moe's bar ordering "a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat".
Years later she actually created that piece and put it on display at her exhibit!

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The woman's a complete maniac. I love her. I hate her. I love her.

I loved her on Mad About You. She told Paul, a filmmaker, she wanted him to film "the wind." He spends the whole time stressing over it and finally confesses to her that he doesn't know how to do what she wants. Her response? "It was just an idea. No big deal."

They also have a whole scene with Paul and Jamie trying to have a conversation with Yoko where Paul keeps bringing up her breaking up the Beatles. Shows she has a sense of humor. Well, now she does, at least.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Does it taste better if you snort it?

The best way to have kale is to get it very fresh, then rinse it in ice-cold water just after you cut it.

That way it doesn't smell so bad when you throw it away.

 

[Wriggle]

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Why have you broken me, TIG?
I no longer like women or tacos

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why have you broken me, TIG?
I no longer like women or tacos

If one freaky gif made you not like them, I sort of question your dedication to either...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Why have you broken me, TIG?
I no longer like women or tacos

You'll survive, the cure is over in Chaos

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

No sad boners for you?

I've had sad/anxiety orgasms before... So... Idk what you're talking about.

I think once the boner happens I stop being sad.

Really? I have. Angry, sad, confused...my cock don't care.

Now my boner has DEFINITELY been confused

For real. Sometimes an anxiety orgasm is the only way to settle down.

Just curious, how does that work? "Omg I'm going to die!" *ranch*

 

[UnquietDreams]

You'll survive, the cure is over in Chaos

Wait, they're serving tacos?

 

[vagrantx]

I loved her on Mad About You. She told Paul, a filmmaker, she wanted him to film "the wind." He spends the whole time stressing over it and finally confesses to her that he doesn't know how to do what she wants. Her response? "It was just an idea. No big deal."

This really brings American Beauty to mind! I wonder what the filmmaker would have settled on, had she pushed...

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They also have a whole scene with Paul and Jamie trying to have a conversation with Yoko where Paul keeps bringing up her breaking up the Beatles. Shows she has a sense of humor. Well, now she does, at least.

Yeah, she grew into herself. It just took a while!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning, sweetheart!

Good afternoon Ho.
How's your Monday?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wait, they're serving tacos?

Who has tacos?
I can't wait til Tuesday!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Don't be jealous. You adore me.

But I really do, like one of my favorites....