Sex & Shenanigans

[Mrtenant]

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[MindYaBitness]

@lavendersilk

So John Lennon and Chuck Berry were just rocking out, having the time of their lives, two living legends absolutely vibing.

In comes Yoko Ono, as she was wont to do, and lays down the most god awful backing vocals known to history. Look at Chucks eyes when she gets going...

But yeah, you can instantly hear where the B52s got their inspiration from

This was exquisitely terrible, thank you so much for sharing

 

[Mrtenant]

@lavendersilk

So John Lennon and Chuck Berry were just rocking out, having the time of their lives, two living legends absolutely vibing.

In comes Yoko Ono, as she was wont to do, and lays down the most god awful backing vocals known to history. Look at Chucks eyes when she gets going...

But yeah, you can instantly hear where the B52s got their inspiration from

Fuggin hilarious. Yoko! Maybe needed more throat massages? Idk

 

[vagrantx]

This was exquisitely terrible, thank you so much for sharing

Fuggin hilarious. Yoko! Maybe needed more throat massages? Idk

It truly is one for the ages. They say there's no bad art, but those mofo's never listened to Yoko in her younger years. I still don't get her, but while she hasn't gotten better with age she has at least become self-aware.

The Simpsons ripped on her, having her at Moe's bar ordering "a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat".
Years later she actually created that piece and put it on display at her exhibit!

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The woman's a complete maniac. I love her. I hate her. I love her.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Monday sadness … who’s with me?

100% there with you. Mainly because of tropical storm Beryl. Not a great post-holiday welcome back.

 

[Amanda330]

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My personal fave is you smell different when you're awake...

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Bry1313]

 

[HarryHill]

Flaps? W/ranch?

 

[MindYaBitness]

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I am a ray of sunshine, I'm sure you meant this for someone else

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I am a ray of sunshine, I'm sure you meant this for someone else

You mean me?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I just knocked out the entirety of today's to-do list in about 20 minutes' worth of errands. And now it's back to more couchtime and video games.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I just knocked out the entirety of today's to-do list in about 20 minutes' worth of errands. And now it's back to more couchtime and video games.

Braggart

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning fuckers
Happy Monday for all you fuckers Mondaying with me....

Good morning, sweetheart!

 

[UnquietDreams]

There’s never a bad time for a nap

Not according to my driving instructor.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Braggart

Don't be jealous. You adore me.

 

[Amanda330]

Don't be jealous. You adore me.

We can adore and be jealous. Multiple emotions and feelings can exist at the same time... Lol

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

We can adore and be jealous. Multiple emotions and feelings can exist at the same time... Lol

This is true. Although some things don't mix. For example, I've never been sad and had a boner at the same time.

 

[Amanda330]

This is true. Although some things don't mix. For example, I've never been sad and had a boner at the same time.

No sad boners for you?

I've had sad/anxiety orgasms before... So... Idk what you're talking about.

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is true. Although some things don't mix. For example, I've never been sad and had a boner at the same time.

Really? I have. Angry, sad, confused...my cock don't care.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

For real. Sometimes an anxiety orgasm is the only way to settle down.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Sometimes I get sad when I mix Vodka, Valium and gas station boner pills. Sometimes.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sometimes I get sad when I mix Vodka, Valium and gas station boner pills. Sometimes.

Make sure not to mistake the sign of a stroke with sadness

 

[Utmale48]

Hello everyone.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sometimes I get sad when I mix Vodka, Valium and gas station boner pills. Sometimes.

We call that "Tuesday."