🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[AlottaFocina]

Fellow Litsters, it is with great honor (not really, but stick with me) that I present to you my first Wanker of the Week.

It was a tough week. The usual wankers did their thing, but I believe this award should be had by the many before the few get chafed. This week's winner will have zero idea what is going on, why they won and will probably not compete for the greatest acceptance speech of all time, but they were bratty and nominated multiple times for their wankery. While you may not have a clue what an honor you are having bestowed on you, you're getting the trophy anyway.




So with that...ahem *clears throat*















Come along, it's just this way. One more block.




















Today while working my day job as a banker teller, a customer asked me to check her balance. The look on her face when I shoved her over was priceless.









I'm glad I have this job still.


















You're still here? Oh, sorry. I guess I'll get on with it.





And with great fanfare and some fireworks...'cause Murrica. I give you this week's Wanker of the Week.


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Congratulations @aussiegeekygal! You have forever been entered into the anals for your wankery. What better way to get you to recognize the greatest non-popularity, popularity contest than to award you with all the accolades that come with it, such as the very apropos special edition Murrica fireworks trophy. What a Wanker!

 

[Lmizzler]

Fellow Litsters, it is with great honor (not really, but stick with me) that I present to you my first Wanker of the Week.

It was a tough week. The usual wankers did their thing, but I believe this award should be had by the many before the few get chafed. This week's winner will have zero idea what is going on, why they won and will probably not compete for the greatest acceptance speech of all time, but they were bratty and nominated multiple times for their wankery. While you may not have a clue what an honor you are having bestowed on you, you're getting the trophy anyway.




So with that...ahem *clears throat*















Come along, it's just this way. One more block.




















Today while working my day job as a banker teller, a customer asked me to check her balance. The look on her face when I shoved her over was priceless.









I'm glad I have this job still.


















You're still here? Oh, sorry. I guess I'll get on with it.





And with great fanfare and some fireworks...'cause Murrica. I give you this week's Wanker of the Week.


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Congratulations @aussiegeekygal! You have forever been entered into the anals for your wankery. What better way to get you to recognize the greatest non-popularity, popularity contest than to award you with all the accolades that come with it, such as the very apropos special edition Murrica fireworks trophy. What a Wanker!

Well deserved. Proper, first class wankery indeed.

 

[vagrantx]

I nominate @Wriggle for knowingly linking a pic on Variations that he knew would make people wanna vomit.

 

[Wriggle]

I nominate @Wriggle for knowingly linking a pic on Variations that he knew would make people wanna vomit.

I am so sorry

 

[vagrantx]

I am so sorry

Tell it to your future trophy! Wanker!

i still love you though

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Did I just win the super patriotic dick trophy?!

I guess I'm one of those damn immigrants stealing your jobs, wives, and trophies.

You're absolutely right in that I have absolutely no idea what I've won but I'll be damned if this ain't going on my LinkedIn profile under professional accomplishments.

And now I want to know more about this indecent Mo exposure

Thanks everyone for nominating me. I'm gonna go rub one out in gratitude.

I'll be mounting that thing in my shower. It looks solid

 

[Azuldrgon]

Did I just win the super patriotic dick trophy?!

I guess I'm one of those damn immigrants stealing your jobs, wives, and trophies.

You're absolutely right in that I have absolutely no idea what I've won but I'll be damned if this ain't going on my LinkedIn profile under professional accomplishments.

And now I want to know more about this indecent Mo exposure

Thanks everyone for nominating me. I'm gonna go rub one out in gratitude.

I'll be mounting that thing in my shower. It looks solid

Pictures or it didn't happen.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

Adds buying and spray painting a dildo gold to my to do list

 

[Azuldrgon]

Adds buying and spray painting a dildo gold to my to do list

That's why you're the best.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Adds buying and spray painting a dildo gold to my to do list

I may have done some gold dildo research on your behalf so that I don’t have nightmares about gold paint flaking off in places it absolutely shouldn’t

 

[AlottaFocina]

I may have done some gold dildo research on your behalf so that I don’t have nightmares about gold paint flaking off in places it absolutely shouldn’t

Yet you didn't post the link: https://www.amazon.com/Vibrant-Gold-Body-Paint-Water-Based/dp/B01AKDNS3M

 

[Amanda330]

I just knocked out the entirety of today's to-do list in about 20 minutes' worth of errands. And now it's back to more couchtime and video games.

Nominated for being a bragging braggart.

 

[StillRain]

I’ve been absent, again, my wanky little loves.

Congratulations @aussiegeekygal what a colourful piece for the mantle shower you have there! Enjoy!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yet you didn't post the link: https://www.amazon.com/Vibrant-Gold-Body-Paint-Water-Based/dp/B01AKDNS3M

Question: is it cervix certified safe?

 

[InThe312]

Question: is it cervix certified safe?

What's the worst that can happen? Imagine how impressed your Dr. will be when you show up gilded?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @Tigobitties98 for getting that song stuck in my head

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What's the worst that can happen? Imagine how impressed your Dr. will be when you show up gilded?

You just gave me an idea I intend to follow through on

(I did hide a piece of paper in my ass cheeks for my colorectal surgeon to find when I had a colonoscopy a few years ago. It read "we have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty")

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

***goes to nominate all you wankers for not including me in your wanking

Nominated for wank whinging.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Nominating @Tigobitties98 for getting that song stuck in my head

Which are you referring to?

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExODF2OXk4MnlvbjE1NDduNWM5d2U2aDVhMXcyd2E4aGFibWRtcGFzYSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/9p1eb6vR7Rl3oUlRAk/giphy.gif
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYXV1eW0zZGQ3enlseXlwd2JqM2cwM2RzeXQ4MXFwZGhqZmh2cTFkeCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/sKvANZPiAJxPuoOraT/giphy.gif

Or, can-can it be another song I linked today?
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYXhqY2M1dDZiZnU5enIyN2Y2c3g0N2htMDY0NzY1cmpkeHExZTdkNiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3og0IA4UgDDyU80VaM/giphy.gif
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExd2FxbDhwNHVoeXN4MHo5cnJjZWdtNmhvM2FrNHU5MnFtdXpmdzJhYyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3o7TKOOVRs7gXDjRG8/giphy.gif

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominating @LadyLascivious1 for taking all the books! Now how am I supposed to meet a hot librarian!?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Nominating @LadyLascivious1 for taking all the books! Now how am I supposed to meet a hot librarian!?

I give all the books a great home. And play with them regularly. Not my fault if it attracts hot librarians too

 

[ToPleaseHim]

@loveablebaby - posting harassing posts and then cleaning up her post history by deleting them. Glad I quoted the last one and that no one can see who it was directed at. I have the receipts and she should refrain from trying to go on the attack here. I can’t even imagine treating someone like that and then deciding to put THEM on blast.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I don’t know what happens every time, but in the (probably) most recent situation, YOU behaved like a freaking nightmare. He dodged a bullet. Reporting goes both ways, hun, and I was pulled in because multiple people reported you. I wouldn’t have said anything at all until you decided to bump up an old thread and attack someone, and also threaten them that you would warn all the women here about them. I do support those warnings when warranted. In this case, I believe your profile needs a red flag.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Also who have you the right to read my messages and defend the men . I delete them for a reason and I shouldn't have deal with you tarnishing my reputation . Mind your own business. Now sure whqt the title means but I have right to tell people off who ditch me men need learn not do that.

My business here is literally helping to keep this place safe, incidentally.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

The angry reacts are funny. Different mood than last night when you laugh reacted my response and then deleted your post (that I had quoted for posterity)?