Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[Bry1313]

What if the boobs are super slutty. Does it turn low value?

Gold standard boobs are still golden even if slutty.

 

[Bry1313]

If it does I'm totally fucked. My boobs are all I got.

Again, gold standard boobs are still golden

 

[Bry1313]

I'm happy to start a class if you guys need

Let me know if you need a teaching assistant

 

[Bry1313]

First of all, I described my dick as gorgeous.

Secondly, I had good faith I would win this bargain. I’m always gonna win a “heads I win, tails you lose” scenario. My faith was mighty.

Thirdly, I described my dick as gorgeous.

Self, unvalidated reviews should never be trusted.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I don't think I've ever described a dick as gorgeous.

I have described some cocks as gorgeous. Occasionally beautiful. Never pretty. A couple have been magnificent.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I have described some cocks as gorgeous. Occasionally beautiful. Never pretty. A couple have been magnificent.

Same.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm glad to see that, at my suggestion, you've adapted the slightly less feminine, yet largely aspirational moniker, for the Pmanncito in your pantalettes. However, I find even less humor now than I did then, in a bad faith bet. After all, no one needs to use semantics or trick you into showing your pmanncito, you & your vacuum sweetheart will put on a show for free.

Bad faith… It was a coin flip, not a merger and acquisition.

And correct… no one needs to trick me. Sometimes people just beg to see it.

Self, unvalidared reviews should never be trusted.

My reviews are top notch. Consumer Reports agrees.

I have described some cocks as gorgeous. Occasionally beautiful. Never pretty. A couple have been magnificent.

See? Angelica hasn’t even seen mine and she’s called it gorgeous; even magnificent.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I have described some cocks as gorgeous. Occasionally beautiful. Never pretty. A couple have been magnificent.

Same.

These would be my choice of adjectives too. I have called a cock stunning before but never used the word pretty.

The word “pretty” can be used in the same sentence as cock though.

That is a “pretty” cock ring, for example. Although my regular go to is always going to be:

That magnificent cock would fit “pretty” well in my cavernous cunt

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't think I've ever described a dick as gorgeous.

I’m with you on this one ….

Stunning, perhaps … but not gorgeous.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I’m with you on this one ….

Stunning, perhaps … but not gorgeous.

Last time I saw one irl I called it "chonky" before I could stop myself.
Luckily he laughed and then I did of course find some other lovely adjectives to use instead

 

[Lord Pmann]

Good morning ladies and gents. Happy Sunday to you all.

Today’s topic comes from an article I read that really made me laugh. Kevin Bacon disguised himself as a “normal” person so he wouldn’t get recognized. He said he hated it. No one said, “I love you” to him. He had to wait for his coffee like a normal person.

He was saying it all in good fun and not being as pompous as it sounds in my description above.

But it made me think… how would we deal with fame? Sometimes you hear these Hollywood stars tell us the woes of fame. Now, would it be annoying having people in my face all the time. But I think I could deal with the money and the royal treatment quite well.

Do you think you’d like the lifestyle? Do you think you would be a good famous person or an obnoxious one? Do you experience any of this privilege currently at any scale?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m with you on this one ….

Stunning, perhaps … but not gorgeous.

Again… you’ve never seen my dick. You ladies are just proving my point for me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Good morning ladies and gents. Happy Sunday to you all.

Today’s topic comes from an article I read that really made me laugh. Kevin Bacon disguised himself as a “normal” person so he wouldn’t get recognized. He said he hated it. No one said, “I love you” to him. He had to wait for his coffee like a normal person.

He was saying it all in good fun and not being as pompous as it sounds in my description above.

But it made me think… how would we deal with fame? Sometimes you hear these Hollywood stars tell us the woes of fame. Now, would it be annoying having people in my face all the time. But I think I could deal with the money and the royal treatment quite well.

Do you think you’d like the lifestyle? Do you think you would be a good famous person or an obnoxious one? Do you experience any of this privilege currently at any scale?

I could appreciate the financial aspect of fame … But only because as someone who has struggled financially my entire life I would love to be unburdened by financial stress.

The other aspect … the privacy aspect… I don’t think I could deal well with. I don’t know if it would make the financial part worth it. Never being able to look like trash, or make mistakes or just exist on your own terms.

 

[Bry1313]

Again… you’ve never seen my dick. You ladies are just proving my point for me.

We did see your dick, it was fine and thin enough to fit in a very narrow opening. You love your dick though and at the end of the day, that’s the important thing.

 

[Lord Pmann]

We did see your dick, it was fine and thin enough to fit in a very narrow opening. You love your dick though and at the end of the day, that’s the important thing.

Oh yes! I forgot you got to see the vacuum fun! I remember you all begging me to see it in a vacuum.

I picture you all sitting and watching it with popcorn.

 

[Bry1313]

Good morning ladies and gents. Happy Sunday to you all.

Today’s topic comes from an article I read that really made me laugh. Kevin Bacon disguised himself as a “normal” person so he wouldn’t get recognized. He said he hated it. No one said, “I love you” to him. He had to wait for his coffee like a normal person.

He was saying it all in good fun and not being as pompous as it sounds in my description above.

But it made me think… how would we deal with fame? Sometimes you hear these Hollywood stars tell us the woes of fame. Now, would it be annoying having people in my face all the time. But I think I could deal with the money and the royal treatment quite well.

Do you think you’d like the lifestyle? Do you think you would be a good famous person or an obnoxious one? Do you experience any of this privilege currently at any scale?

I’d like to think I’d handle fame like Jessica Lange and Sam Shepherd. Move to a nice house but not ridiculous in a quiet, non-Hollywood location and be relatively normal. You’d be admired but not smothered that sounds nice.

 

[Bry1313]

Oh yes! I forgot you got to see the vacuum fun! I remember you all begging me to see it in a vacuum.

I picture you all sitting and watching it with popcorn.

Memory is fallible, what you call begging, I’d call inquiry. This is a reminder that there is no such thing as objective reality. It was a fine show though.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I could appreciate the financial aspect of fame … But only because as someone who has struggled financially my entire life I would love to be unburdened by financial stress.
The other aspect … the privacy aspect… I don’t think I could deal well with. I don’t know if it would make the financial part worth it. Never being able to look like trash, or make mistakes or just exist on your own terms.

I can’t imagine the financial part not being worth it for me. I don’t actually love the idea of fame, but I like the idea of fairly unlimited wealth. As much as everyone would picture me to be an attention whore, I’m pretty introverted. I hate people being in my business.

But being able to do whatever I want is a pretty big upside.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can’t imagine the financial part not being worth it for me. I don’t actually love the idea of fame. As much as everyone would picture me to be an attention whore, I’m pretty introverted. I hate people being in my business.

Being able to do whatever I want is a pretty big upside.

That’s exactly it… introverts understand

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Good morning ladies and gents. Happy Sunday to you all.

Today’s topic comes from an article I read that really made me laugh. Kevin Bacon disguised himself as a “normal” person so he wouldn’t get recognized. He said he hated it. No one said, “I love you” to him. He had to wait for his coffee like a normal person.

He was saying it all in good fun and not being as pompous as it sounds in my description above.

But it made me think… how would we deal with fame? Sometimes you hear these Hollywood stars tell us the woes of fame. Now, would it be annoying having people in my face all the time. But I think I could deal with the money and the royal treatment quite well.

Do you think you’d like the lifestyle? Do you think you would be a good famous person or an obnoxious one? Do you experience any of this privilege currently at any scale?

I would hate it. I'm an introvert too and really socially anxious.
If I suddenly became famous I would do an Enya and just buy a big castle and fill it with cool shit and no one would see me.

I like being anonymous. I don't draw attention to myself really (unless I'm posting cleavage here) so having everyone know my name and business sounds absolutely horrible.

Yes the financial benefit would be amazing. I've been tightrope walking along the poverty line for a long long time so not having that to worry about? Well I can't even actually comprehend how that would really feel.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Bad faith… It was a coin flip, not a merger and acquisition.

And correct… no one needs to trick me. Sometimes people just beg to see it.



My reviews are top notch. Consumer Reports agrees.



See? Angelica hasn’t even seen mine and she’s called it gorgeous; even magnificent.

Oh, my sweet summer child, no it wasn't a corporate acquisition, just the feelings of an actual human being. And, it was never about the coin toss, but the behavior afterward. White boy, how can you be so intelligent, and yet so daft.

 

[Xerxes82]

What if the boobs are super slutty. Does it turn low value?

How does one define "slutty" boobs?

Perhaps I simply lack the requisite volume of boob experience (itself a deeply sorrowful thought), but I've never in my life seen boobs and then been "Yeah, those are some slutty fucking boobs right there."

As opposed to, you know, "More, please?"

 

[Endless_Night]

Good morning ladies and gents. Happy Sunday to you all.

Today’s topic comes from an article I read that really made me laugh. Kevin Bacon disguised himself as a “normal” person so he wouldn’t get recognized. He said he hated it. No one said, “I love you” to him. He had to wait for his coffee like a normal person.

He was saying it all in good fun and not being as pompous as it sounds in my description above.

But it made me think… how would we deal with fame? Sometimes you hear these Hollywood stars tell us the woes of fame. Now, would it be annoying having people in my face all the time. But I think I could deal with the money and the royal treatment quite well.

Do you think you’d like the lifestyle? Do you think you would be a good famous person or an obnoxious one? Do you experience any of this privilege currently at any scale?

Fame holds zero interest. Gross.

My social needs are about as low as it gets. Lit is my only use of social media. If a project wraps up my attention fully I can go weeks without bothering to interact with people. Having to deal with a constant stream of recognition and people battling for your attention sounds a like slasher flick nightmare.

Like everyone else has said, the associated unlimited funds does hold appeal. There are things I'd like to do . . . .

Eh. I'd probably just buy more books.

And shoes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What if the boobs are super slutty. Does it turn low value?

Your boobs are neither slutty nor low value … just so you know.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fame holds zero interest. Gross.

My social needs are about as low as it gets. Lit is my only use of social media. If a project wraps up my attention fully I can go weeks without bothering to interact with people. Having to deal with a constant stream of recognition and people battling for your attention sounds a like slasher flick nightmare.

Like everyone else has said, the associated unlimited funds does hold appeal. There are things I'd like to do . . . .

Eh. I'd probably just buy more books.

And shoes.

Imagine all the books we could buy!!!