Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm doing it wrong then

I knew I was doing Lit wrong.

*scribbles notes*

I'm happy to start a class if you guys need

 

[AmberLGreen]

I knew I was doing Lit wrong.

*scribbles notes*

Don’t scribble them on your dick because you might have to swap that for a vag at some point

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Don’t scribble them on your dick because you might have to swap that for a vag at some point

I believe the going rate for dick to vag is much less than vag to vag

 

[MindYaBitness]

Isn't getting fucked the point here?

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExc2Yyd20xNmsyMWIyMHVzN2FqYzUzejY0Y282cnVycjRsYXBrNnl6cSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/fuDTHdCqycrugwCYm5/giphy.gif

 

[morelikeasong]

I'm happy to start a class if you guys need

Sign me up.


Also… will you be holding office hours? I might need some extra help

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm happy to start a class if you guys need

Uh, could you maybe team-teach with @crazychemgirl ? She was going to teach a class on how use fear as a tool to be stalkworthy. It would be great if we could combine the two

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sign me up.


Also… will you be holding office hours? I might need some extra help

For you? Gosh, I would do office hours and private tutoring or whatever you want. But to be honest, I don't know anything

But I would experiment with you

 

[morelikeasong]

But I would experiment with you

Do you want me in my schoolgirl outfit or my lab coat?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Do you want me in my schoolgirl outfit or my lab coat?

Can I put a vote in for that cute meshy looking tu-tu outfit??? You look HOT in that little number

 

[jason28053]

Can I putv vote in for that cute meshy looking tu-tu outfit??? You look HOT in that little number

I’m with you. What are the choices ?

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExc2Yyd20xNmsyMWIyMHVzN2FqYzUzejY0Y282cnVycjRsYXBrNnl6cSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/fuDTHdCqycrugwCYm5/giphy.gif

@Wriggle how dare you react to my gif response with such incredulity! You know good & well what Lit is for

 

[jason28053]

@Wriggle how dare you react to my gif response with such incredulity! You know good & well what Lit is for

And it rhymes with Tit?

 

[morelikeasong]

Can I putv vote in for that cute meshy looking tu-tu outfit??? You look HOT in that little number

Blushing again! This one?

 

[Lord Pmann]

If memory serves, a bargain in bad faith does not an exchange rate make. And, while dick, no matter how "pretty", is plentiful, boobs will always be in higher demand

First of all, I described my dick as gorgeous.

Secondly, I had good faith I would win this bargain. I’m always gonna win a “heads I win, tails you lose” scenario. My faith was mighty.

Thirdly, I described my dick as gorgeous.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Blushing again! This one?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I don't think I've ever described a dick as gorgeous.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I don't think I've ever described a dick as gorgeous.

Have you ever described mine?

 

[morelikeasong]

I don't think I've ever described a dick as gorgeous.

I think he should enter it in the dicks of lit v2 slideshow so we can all judge

 

[AmberLGreen]

I don't think I've ever described a dick as gorgeous.

If you had a dick, it wouldn’t be gorgeous. It would be adorable

 

[Wand3rlust]

If you had a dick, it wouldn’t be gorgeous. It would be adorable

True facts.

 

[Lord Pmann]

If you had a dick, it wouldn’t be gorgeous. It would be adorable

Wrong. It’s gorgeous. I have references. Well, a reference. (It’s me… I’m my dick’s reference)

 

[AmberLGreen]

Probably been posted before but I shall leave you with this, as I retire to my boudoir for some private Nora time

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labour.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response:

Dear P. Niss:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina ....

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don't think I've ever described a dick as gorgeous.

Well you haven’t seen my dick. So that tracks.

I think he should enter it in the dicks of lit v2 slideshow so we can all judge

Maybe we could start a private group chat with a bunch of girls? And you can all look at my dick. But like, in a sexy way. Not in a judgy manner.

 

[jason28053]

I don't think I've ever described a dick as gorgeous.

What about a cock?

 

[MindYaBitness]

First of all, I described my dick as gorgeous.

Secondly, I had good faith I would win this bargain. I’m always gonna win a “heads I win, tails you lose” scenario. My faith was mighty.

Thirdly, I described my dick as gorgeous.

I'm glad to see that, at my suggestion, you've adapted the slightly less feminine, yet largely aspirational moniker, for the Pmanncito in your pantalettes. However, I find even less humor now than I did then, in a bad faith bet. After all, no one needs to use semantics or trick you into showing your pmanncito, you & your vacuum sweetheart will put on a show for free.