Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[MindYaBitness]

I prefer Martha White

Like muffin mix?

 

[jason28053]

Brand: Audio, reading smut on the page, and visually I've found I only really like the bespoke variety
Type: threesomes, power play, friends/enemies to lovers, cnc, exhibition/voyeur, wife sharing, reluctance/persuasion, Dom/sub
Fantasies: pretty much surround the topics I read/listen to. However, I'm just enough of a sub that I'm usually turned on by whatever gets my partner going, so at times I lean into that because it's hot thinking about him getting hot, if that makes any sense
What gives me the ick: Anything to do with men behaving ecen vaguely feminine, NMK. And, when the stories/audios are written by guys who sound like they've never encountered an actual woman in their life. For example, I just read a free use & group sex story that just had the girl just completely on board from square one. Over the top, completely fake. Obnoxious. Dried me up like the Sahara.

Eh-hem, I wore sparklers on my tits today, and I think it makes me no less a super hero!

but also, thanks

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Eh-hem, I wore sparklers on my tits today, and I think it makes me no less a super hero!

you’re like jubilee. Or maybe dazzler

 

[jason28053]

Like muffin mix?

Indeed I love a good muffin

 

[MindYaBitness]

you’re like jubilee. Or maybe dazzler

I choose Dazzler, I like her outfit better

 

[Endless_Night]

We will shift to a less serious topic, one that @deefalttwunnyfor brought up. What are you masturbating to these days? What's your brand of porn? What's your brand of wank material? Are you reading stories? If so, what kind? Are they age play? Orgies? CNC (*ahem*)? Tell me you wankiest fantasies. Feel free to tell me what DOESN'T get your bits going, as well.

Ahem.

I don't watch visual porn. The couple times I've tried it's just - the people all seem so ugly. I realize this is not the majority view. Besides, it just makes me feel all awkward. Not in a good way

CNC stories are how I found Lit.

Audios were not something I'd ever consider until several months back. They proved surprisingly effective. An, uh, crisis situation that I will not be going into further.

What doesn't get me going? Honestly, just about everything.

* * *

Not quoting default, but I have never heard that term. I am now somewhat curious. Not curious enough to search! I have a feeling it might be one of those many, many things I'm better off not knowing.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I was messaged to say this post was worth viewing.

It is. This is a most gracious response.

It’s easy for things to escalate within friend groups. I’ve been unthinkingly been involved in highjacks and then found myself in the position of making awkward apologies.

Yours is far superior to anything I achieved.


(Your off ignore, btw. )

Look at Pmann... bringing people together. I am taking credit for @OrdinaryPerson 's gracious post and for Enny's acceptance of the apology.

This seems . . . excessive?

You haven't seen Chloe Lamb, then.

What gives me the ick: Anything to do with men behaving ecen vaguely feminine, NMK.

Agreed. I am not into guys, but I at least have to have the guy be somewhat relatable to me.

Not quoting default, but I have never heard that term. I am now somewhat curious. Not curious enough to search! I have a feeling it might be one of those many, many things I'm better off not knowing.

It's where the guy cums in her mouth and she kisses him. I saved you some time.

 

[Endless_Night]

It's where the guy cums in her mouth and she kisses him. I saved you some time.

You. Are. A. Monster.



Where is Aussie when I need her.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You. Are. A. Monster.



Where is Aussie when I need her.

I don't know, but I know she's not snowballing.

 

[Endless_Night]

I don't know, but I know she's not snowballing.

Omg. STOP.



You know I know how to use an ignore button.

 

[Endless_Night]

Not kink shaming default!!!!!!


Eesh. This thread can be a minefield.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Omg. STOP.



You know I know how to use an ignore button.

Yes, but I will get OP to ghost write me a nice apology and I am back in your good graces.

Not kink shaming default!!!!!!


Eesh. This thread can be a minefield.

Tomorrow's topic- WHY IS ENNY A KINK SHAMER?

 

[Endless_Night]

Yes, but I will get OP to ghost write me a nice apology and I am back in your good graces.

Omg. You idiot.

Tomorrow's topic- WHY IS ENNY A KINK SHAMER?

Omg. Don't you dare!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Omg. Don't you dare!

I am kidding. That will be the topic of discussion in my super secret, guy only chat. It's so exclusive, I am the only one allowed in there.

 

[Endless_Night]

I am kidding. That will be the topic of discussion in my super secret, guy only chat. It's so exclusive, I am the only one allowed in there.

This is a *boutique* chat club, right?

 

[Lord Pmann]

This is a *boutique* chat club, right?

It's the Hermes of chat clubs.

(Hermes, not herpes, assholes)

 

[MindYaBitness]

I am kidding. That will be the topic of discussion in my super secret, guy only chat. It's so exclusive, I am the only one allowed in there.

Be careful, that sounds very much like a clique. If there wasn't a public invite, you'll incite a riot

 

[Lord Pmann]

Be careful, that sounds very much like a clique. If there wasn't a public invite, you'll incite a riot

By Oxford's definition, one person does not make a clique. Nice try, clique bait!

 

[Bry1313]

Fancy taking a shot at wagering peace in the middle east?

I’d prefer they don’t elevate to nukes there, so let’s keep him away from an already grim situation

 

[Bry1313]

By Oxford's definition, one person does not make a clique. Nice try, clique bait!

That’s assuming you only have one personality. I have questions. Clique status yellow.

 

[Lord Pmann]

That’s assuming you only have one personality. I have questions. Clique status yellow.

We resent that.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

(Your off ignore, btw. )

*When can I send you my boobs?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

As much as I love Angela White and I have masturbated to many videos, her over the top performances are not my thing.

I saw one with her recently and another woman named Courtney something... I'm shit with names.
Despite there being a tiny bit of role play to start it quickly became clear that these two women were really into each other.
Spoiler alert haha but at one point Angela is fisted and it was actually a really gentle, sensual moment. She came so hard too!

I also liked that Courtney Whatsherface is a bigger woman. It's one of the reasons I don't watch a lot of porn. I'm a big girl who loves sex but usually big girls in porn are fetishised or degraded. I just want to see them be desired and have loads of orgasms.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not quoting default, but I have never heard that term. I am now somewhat curious. Not curious enough to search! I have a feeling it might be one of those many, many things I'm better off not knowing.

It's where the guy cums in her mouth and she kisses him. I saved you some time.

Snowballing is hot and I’m all for it. But, I do agree that spitting it is gross!
I don’t know why that makes a difference, but it does. Maybe it’s the sentiment behind it.
Kissing someone passionately after a blowjob is super intimate and sexy, but spitting it is just being gross. If you’re into spitting, have fun and more power to you, but not for me thanks.

I’m more of a tumblr gif guy when it comes to porn. I like the story created in my head by a hot gif or image that my imagination can then take and turn into whatever jackoff story I want. Porn is almost always a letdown.

On the topic of snowballing porn, has anyone ever noticed that it seems to be 95% bald guys who do it?
I don’t know what that means, but it is something to keep an eye on.

 

[Bry1313]

*When can I send you my boobs?

This truly makes me wonder how extensive is the list of those who ignore me.