Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[LadyLascivious1]

Not all heroes wear capes. In fact, some of them don't wear anything on their upper torso at all

No matter what every other person on the internet says, sometimes that @Lord Pmann is not the worst.

I have a weird one here that I'll probably delete later,

I actually had to Google that term (which I won’t mention in case you get all deletey.) Have I mentioned that I love that Lit makes me Google sex stuff?

Anyway, I have a thin line between hot and grossed out on some things too. I’ve mentioned I love the mess of sex, but I also think feeling my partner cum on me is incredibly hot. That hot splash against skin Licking it off can also be really hot. A partner once said something about licking it off another surface though or from a glass he came in. I was very, “hell fucking no!” and instantly turned off. That abrupt shift caught even me by surprise.

I’ve thought about it since then and part of it is the actual temperature I think. Like just the thought of cold cum makes me want to gag. I also think there’s an element of intimacy and in the moment behavior at play. Licking it off myself or partner is sexy. Licking it off something else feels degrading in a way I don’t enjoy at all.

 

[Photog1rl]

It seems like I am not the only one who enjoys credit...

This you know is true.

But sure, I could be tempted to throw my bone your way.

I'm not going to touch this one. I already walked right into it with my comment.

 

[jason28053]

This you know is true.

I'm not going to touch this one. I already walked right into it with my comment.

Can actually walk into it?

 

[Photog1rl]

Can actually walk into it?

I guess you've never felt “a little poke coming through”

 

[RosewoodTulip]

What are you masturbating to these days?

I prefer audio to visual. Strangers or friends to lovers with some domination works very well there.
Some porn is good but I already have to be pretty worked up. I like first time lesbian or mmf ones. Sometimes a nice massage one if I have the time. I'd like to find good bdsm stuff but most of what I've found just seems OTT.
I don't follow specific performers, I just search for the kind of thing I want to see. I don't pay either because I use it so rarely but my subscription to the Quinn audio app is a gift to myself that keeps on giving.

what DOESN'T get your bits going,

Any kind of cheesy overacting is an immediate no. I don't like exaggerated poses for the camera. The men that have the expression of someone fixing a car or the women who snarl in an attempt to look sexy.
Sex is fucking awesome. Look like you're enjoying yourselves and each other ffs

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Quinn audio app is a gift to myself that keeps on giving.

Please tell me more about this!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Please tell me more about this!

Oh my god I love it. They have audio porn in so many different categories. Male and female voice artists. There's one guy called Naudio and his voice works like a charm!

 

[jason28053]

Oh my god I love it. They have audio porn in so many different categories. Male and female voice artists. There's one guy called Naudio and his voice works like a charm!

They say seeing is believing but I’m all about hearing

 

[Lord Pmann]

For me... I will get stuck on a particular type of porn for a period of time. Lately, there has been this genre that I just discovered. It's people meeting for the first time and fucking. It's brilliant. They are seemingly amateur people who just want to fuck. It is brilliant.

This then got me onto another group of videos in a similar vein that was called Hot Guys Fuck. Now, that didn't seem like my type of thing. But it should be called Hot Girls Fuck. Because dammit those girls are beautiful. It's not porn-y. I think my only issue with it is that sometimes the cameraman lingers on the guy's ass too long. I realize it's called "HGF", but I am not there for the guy, but the girl.

Default mentioned snowballing. I cannot say I have ever even seen that in all my porn searches. Not really my thing, but the idea of two girls kissing after cum in the mouth IS something I have enjoyed. A good old fashioned cumswap.

Also... now this is going to shock some people, but I may have searched "big boobs blowjob" more than a time or two. That's kind of my trusty and true go to.

I am not typically fans of porn stars, but there are two that I would give both my lungs if they would let me touch them. That is Angela White and Chloe Lamb.

ETA: As much as I love Angela White and I have masturbated to many videos, her over the top performances are not my thing. It's why production porn is just so blah to me. I mean, a blowjob feels amazing. But the person giving it, while excited, shouldn't be as excited as the porn stars are.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What are you masturbating to these days?

I dont have a favourite.

What's your brand of porn? What's your brand of wank material?

I don't watch visual porn. I'd like to watch it with a partner. And then to get hot and heavy together. I don't think I'd enjoy watching it on my own. But I also don't have a partner, so am mainly on my own anyway.

Are you reading stories? If so, what kind? Are they age play? Orgies? CNC (*ahem*)?

I read stories. They vary. Depends what mood I'm in, and who I've been talking to, and what's being going on. For example, I've just got back from holiday so I've been reading holiday tagged stories. But they contain age play, orgies, cnc, reluctance, exhibitionism, voyeurism, dom, sub. All of the major food groups, with some sweet and savoury dips on the side.

Tell me you wankiest fantasies.

Audio is amazing. I've always used the audio section on Lit. I hadn't realised there was another offering. But audio does it for me. Again. I tend to be on my own so the audios here are great. Again, no particular category.

Feel free to tell me what DOESN'T get your bits going, as well.

Bad writing. Bad audio. I know what I don't like.
Sci fi never appeals to me. Nor the fantasy stuff. I mean it might? But I've But I've never looked at it

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sci fi never appeals to me. Nor the fantasy stuff. I mean it might? But I've But I've never looked at it

Your stuttering makes it seem like you are lying.

Also, not one damned person mentioned stick figure porn. That hurts my feelings because I know you are all lying.

 

[crazychemgirl]

We will shift to a less serious topic, one that @deefalttwunnyfor brought up. What are you masturbating to these days? What's your brand of porn? What's your brand of wank material? Are you reading stories? If so, what kind? Are they age play? Orgies? CNC (*ahem*)? Tell me you wankiest fantasies. Feel free to tell me what DOESN'T get your bits going, as well.

Currently (and for the past while) … I’ve been watching female public masturbation porn … a lot of times I don’t care so much about the sound… I’m all about the visual … I wanna SEE it. Does she seem shy? Getting off on showing off? Is she going to get caught?

I love stories about voyeurism and exhibitionism.. (shocker I know)

I dislike when I watch porn that is overly fake .. with lots of over dramatic moaning and panting.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Currently (and for the past while) … I’ve been watching female public masturbation porn … a lot of times I don’t care so much about the sound… I’m all about the visual … I wanna SEE it. Does she seem shy? Getting off on showing off? Is she going to get caught?

I feel like this is a much less common thing for women- the visual aspect of porn. Maybe it's why women always want to fuck me with the lights off?

Anyway, I have not heard of too many women who like just the visual. So I think this is an interesting post for me to read.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like this is a much less common thing for women- the visual aspect of porn. Maybe it's why women always want to fuck me with the lights off?

Anyway, I have not heard of too many women who like just the visual. So I think this is an interesting post for me to read.

Maybe it’s because I grew up reading penthouse stories … and then porn in the 90s / 00s was only overly fake porn so I didn’t so much enjoy listening to the sound … and I had an ex who loved porn magazines so I got used to looking at visuals to get off.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Does she seem shy? Is she going to get caught?

I also give this two thumbs up

 

[crazychemgirl]

I also give this two thumbs up

Sometimes it takes awhile to find one that I …

A) haven’t seen already

B) fits the criteria

 

[MindYaBitness]

Please tell me more about this!

Quinn & Dipsea are the BEST for audio porn

 

[jason28053]

Quinn & Dipsea are the BEST for audio porn

Have you listened to any of the lit stories that are in audio form?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Your stuttering makes it seem like you are lying.

Also, not one damned person mentioned stick figure porn. That hurts my feelings because I know you are all lying.

Way to Way to disability shame.

I mean, it wasn't on my list of exclusions.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Have you listened to any of the lit stories that are in audio form?

No, I'd been a long time listener on those two apps before I knew we had an audio section here. I'm fine following the stories & voice actors I already like, no need to search out new stuff

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm sorry for being part of the cock thread derail. Like yesterday when I thought about it, I stopped posting in there cause yes that's not what that thread is and people who enjoy that head should get it back. I thought of Endless and how she might not like it. I felt really bad reading her post because that just confirmed that yes it was shitty. So I'm sorry for posters like Endless or Rosie that feel overwhelmed. I don't want to invade your spaces like that and I'm sorry for any time that I have done (and I'm sure it wasn't just this time.)

I was messaged to say this post was worth viewing.

It is. This is a most gracious response.

It’s easy for things to escalate within friend groups. I’ve been unthinkingly involved in highjacks and then found myself in the position of making awkward apologies.

Yours is far superior to anything I achieved.


(Your off ignore, btw. )

 

[jason28053]

No, I'd been a long time listener on those two apps before I knew we had an audio section here. I'm fine following the stories & voice actors I already like, no need to search out new stuff

Any favorite genres?

 

[Endless_Night]

Dang, it! I got lured back in.

Oh my god I love it. They have audio porn in so many different categories. Male and female voice artists. There's one guy called Naudio and his voice works like a charm!

*has my attention*

I am not typically fans of porn stars, but there are two that I would give both my lungs if they would let me touch them. That is Angela White and Chloe Lamb.

This seems . . . excessive?

 

[MindYaBitness]

We will shift to a less serious topic, one that @deefalttwunnyfor brought up. What are you masturbating to these days? What's your brand of porn? What's your brand of wank material? Are you reading stories? If so, what kind? Are they age play? Orgies? CNC (*ahem*)? Tell me you wankiest fantasies. Feel free to tell me what DOESN'T get your bits going, as well.

Brand: Audio, reading smut on the page, and visually I've found I only really like the bespoke variety
Type: threesomes, power play, friends/enemies to lovers, cnc, exhibition/voyeur, wife sharing, reluctance/persuasion, Dom/sub
Fantasies: pretty much surround the topics I read/listen to. However, I'm just enough of a sub that I'm usually turned on by whatever gets my partner going, so at times I lean into that because it's hot thinking about him getting hot, if that makes any sense
What gives me the ick: Anything to do with men behaving ecen vaguely feminine, NMK. And, when the stories/audios are written by guys who sound like they've never encountered an actual woman in their life. For example, I just read a free use & group sex story that just had the girl just completely on board from square one. Over the top, completely fake. Obnoxious. Dried me up like the Sahara.

Not all heroes wear capes. In fact, some of them don't wear anything on their upper torso at all

Eh-hem, I wore sparklers on my tits today, and I think it makes me no less a super hero!

 

[jason28053]

For me... I will get stuck on a particular type of porn for a period of time. Lately, there has been this genre that I just discovered. It's people meeting for the first time and fucking. It's brilliant. They are seemingly amateur people who just want to fuck. It is brilliant.

This then got me onto another group of videos in a similar vein that was called Hot Guys Fuck. Now, that didn't seem like my type of thing. But it should be called Hot Girls Fuck. Because dammit those girls are beautiful. It's not porn-y. I think my only issue with it is that sometimes the cameraman lingers on the guy's ass too long. I realize it's called "HGF", but I am not there for the guy, but the girl.

Default mentioned snowballing. I cannot say I have ever even seen that in all my porn searches. Not really my thing, but the idea of two girls kissing after cum in the mouth IS something I have enjoyed. A good old fashioned cumswap.

Also... now this is going to shock some people, but I may have searched "big boobs blowjob" more than a time or two. That's kind of my trusty and true go to.

I am not typically fans of porn stars, but there are two that I would give both my lungs if they would let me touch them. That is Angela White and Chloe Lamb.

ETA: As much as I love Angela White and I have masturbated to many videos, her over the top performances are not my thing. It's why production porn is just so blah to me. I mean, a blowjob feels amazing. But the person giving it, while excited, shouldn't be as excited as the porn stars are.

I prefer Martha White