Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

https://i.imgur.com/kjNHBnV_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand

This is fucking brilliant

 

[BrendaBear]

Exactly, a little sage,

A wise old sage?

… a lady with tits this good does not have time to give a shit.

I want this on a t-shirt.

…and tits that good.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey - it's election day.

Just saying.

Do you get stickers?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Exactly, a little sage, a touch of pepper, and you're delicious!

I ain’t that kinda bush meat

 

[crazychemgirl]

I ain’t that kinda bush meat

Heh … you said bush meat

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you get stickers?

Ever since she was a baby, I used to take my kid to the polling place to vote. It is a vote by mail state, but I wanted to impress on her it was something important. And the poll volunteers gave her the "I voted" stickers.

One year they ran out, so I did this.
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Now she is 18 and votes herself.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey!

How dare you challege the integrity of my awards?!!!

I'm just hoping...

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm just hoping...

Hoping to bribe me with boobs?

Hoping to win awards?

Hoping to trick others into thinking you deserve all the awards?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do you get stickers?

Is that wow a no then @Wand3rlust ?

 

[BrendaBear]

I found my laser pointer… and have been having fun with my kittens. But here is something that was so cool… my dog walks into the room… looks at the laser dot on the wall, looks at my hand (holding the laser, on the other side of the room), then back at the dot on the wall. My pitbull figured it out really quick I was controlling the dot! I was so proud.

But the funniest part was watching my dog, watching the kittens jump up the wall trying to get that red dot! And I swear I could hear her saying…
https://vocaroo.com/12wJUiGpGaRV

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hoping to bribe me with boobs?

Hoping to win awards?

Hoping to trick others into thinking you deserve all the awards?

Yes

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://voca.ro/102FFVYiRsm4

Thanks!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I already posted mine today …


I wish I could remember the first post of yours I saw … I’m sure it was epic.

I remember my first post here. It was epic.

"And now I want lumpia."

It is no wonder I am desired by so many...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do you get stickers?

No.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No.

That's why we had the Revolution.

 

[Wand3rlust]

That's why we had the Revolution.

I mean. It really isn't.

 

[Darkrhytm]

That's why we had the Revolution.

Were there any French involved?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean. It really isn't.

Oh, I'm pretty sure it is. It's in the Declaration of Independence, someplace between "stop taxing our shit, we want to do that," and "Hey, knock it off with the Hessians. Seriously, not cool."

 

[BrendaBear]

Were there any French involved?

Well… french fries….

 

[Wand3rlust]

Were there any French involved?

I dunno. They don't teach it here. So. We don't think it's relevant.

 

[lavendersilk]

Anyone else wonder how things would be different if @SalaciousMonkey22 were born British?

https://voca.ro/1bNJXABN2Ghy

I never downloaded a vocaroo so fast in my life.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I can't be the only one thinking it?

You're not.

 

[jason28053]

I dunno. They don't teach it here. So. We don't think it's relevant.

Apparently some here in the US agree with you.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

How many awards are we going to get?

FIFY Daddy