Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Welcome to 3 or 5 posts ago.


Come on monkey… your slutting is better than that.

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[crazychemgirl]

Do they call them girl guides in Canada??

Yes

 

[UnquietDreams]

Isn’t that just a girl guide cookie?

Oh no, it is perfection in a cookie shape. Thin Mints are great frozen though.

 

[Mrtenant]

The mint ones are delicious

They are, even if they do look moldy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is this a euphemism?

I sure as fuck hope I’m not getting splattered by Smurf boner Lava

 

[morelikeasong]

They are, even if they do look moldy.

Moldy?? Maybe radioactive mold

 

[crazychemgirl]

Moldy?? Maybe radioactive mold

Mmmmm radioactive mold

 

[ShaneoD]

I actually love the birthday cake ones but can only eat one because they make my teeth hurt

Damn that relatable, I remember an exact quote to a friend "Why are you eating them like that?"
"Because they hurt me but I like them"

Wait was that Oreos or my ex

 

[hotoldrguy]

What about fruit syrups? Like blueberry or strawberry? Do you like those?

I like boysenberry syrup on pankcakes if maple is not available

 

[UnquietDreams]

I sure as fuck hope I’m not getting splattered by Smurf boner Lava

We all hope that as well.

 

[Mrtenant]

Hope your dick isn’t as limp as those flowers

Right now, it's introverted, but, you know how to fix that.... right?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Right now, it's introverted, but, you know how to fix that.... right?

Introverted or inverted… ?


Either way I don’t know if I know how to fix either. Nor do I want to.

 

[Lmizzler]

I'm so excited

I live in a small rural town and we go all out on the 4th.. There's a parade, a festival, fireworks, etc. Our downtown looks like the setting of a Hallmark movie. It's charming AF.

I'll be in the parade, partying with my community and watching fireworks tomorrow.

And then I fuck off to Canada on Friday

This is totally my life too.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Mmmmm radioactive mold

Yes, I read that in Homer Simpson's voice.

 

[Mrtenant]

Introverted or inverted… ?


Either way I don’t know if I know how to fix either. Nor do I want to.

Tease

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, I read that in Homer Simpson's voice.

It was said in that voice in my head too.

 

[MiaBabe23]

I think I just for real shocked someone… expectations a bit less liberal on here than on chat?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Tease

You still love me though.

 

[Mrtenant]

I think I just for real shocked someone… expectations a bit less liberal on here than on chat?

Good job. Shock value is the name of the game here. Post boobs.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You still love me though.

Yes.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Good job. Shock value is the name of the game here. Post boobs.

Hahaha no! Post your cock

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok poll time …


Who here has been significantly influenced by this thread to eat pancakes tonight?

raise your hands.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I think I just for real shocked someone… expectations a bit less liberal on here than on chat?

I've never been on chat, but people here are pretty hard to shock

 

[Mrtenant]

You still love me though.

Someone around here has to take the spankings, so yea.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hahaha no! Post cock

SOLID … love this.


Just no embedded cock please.