Sex & Shenanigans

In my younger and more formative years I was doing whiskey shots while camping with my friends. I started with a couple shots. I didn't feel the effects at first so I did something like 5 more shots. I felt a light buzz but not nearly enough so I did something like 7 or 8 more shots. At that point a Mack truck of drunkenness slammed into me. I ended up passed out on the beach barfing like a mother fucker. At one point I got up and stumbled back into the water and my friend had to drag me out. I remembered none of this as I had blacked out. Looking back it's scary to think about but eh fuck it. I lived. And I learned how NOT to drink. :p
Reminds me of one night bar hopping with my friend. She kept saying she was totally sober and didn't feel the alcohol. So I kept getting her drinks... Probably 10 minutes after saying that for the last time, she was in the bathroom trying not to throw up. Well she made it out the bar and into the backseat of my car without throwing up... Too bad she couldnt hold it until she got out of the car. We were both so drunk that we thought it was hilarious.
 
I love crunchy peanut butter but hubby hates it … currently we are obsessed with the dark roast peanut butter.
@Wand3rlust introduced me to the existence of Cadbury Chocolate spread, which I immediately bought of Amazon. Now that I have it, I've been slow to try it on anything -- unbelievably sweet. But I may have to try it on pancakes.
 
I don't like syrup that much... So I eat pancakes with Nutella at home. In restaurants, I scrap off be butter and put a tiny bit of syrup, just enough to make it a little sweet.

Also, sweet things just don't sit right as a meal. I like having something savory for breakfast and then like a bite of a pancake or waffle for breakfast dessert.
 
I don't like syrup that much... So I eat pancakes with Nutella at home. In restaurants, I scrap off be butter and put a tiny bit of syrup, just enough to make it a little sweet.

Also, sweet things just don't sit right as a meal. I like having something savory for breakfast and then like a bite of a pancake or waffle for breakfast dessert.
I’m making bacon pancakes for Christmas breakfast this year.
 
I don't like syrup that much... So I eat pancakes with Nutella at home. In restaurants, I scrap off be butter and put a tiny bit of syrup, just enough to make it a little sweet.

Also, sweet things just don't sit right as a meal. I like having something savory for breakfast and then like a bite of a pancake or waffle for breakfast dessert.
You also don’t eat the Oreo innards … psycho.
 
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