Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

My "Super Troopers" inspiration had way more to do with chugging syrup than hotboxing pot in a clown car.

OMG please tell me you’ve chugged syrup!!!!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

OMG please tell me you’ve chugged syrup!!!!

Not a whole bottle (holy diabetes, Batman!), but I've drunk syrup straight before.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh … wookies are totally my kink

Hello there....

 

[UnquietDreams]

OMG please tell me you’ve chugged syrup!!!!

Not syrup, but Pickapepper hot sauce.

 

[Bry1313]

OMG please tell me you’ve chugged syrup!!!!

I’ve definitely done shots (real maple only)

 

[lavendersilk]

Swimming across a river is harder than walking over a bridge

I would have never thought.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve definitely done shots (real maple only)

Snob


I’ve done shots of all the different syrup flavours from IHOP

 

[crazychemgirl]

I would have never thought.

That is revolutionary information that I did not know up until this exact moment in time.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

So many. I had some really bad experiences, but honestly the amount of times things could have gone so sideways but didn’t is shocking.

One night I did acid, mushrooms, ecstasy, pot brownies, and smoked a blunt. Now, that alone I don’t think could technically kill you but none of it was kicking in (except the blunt) so what should a girl do while she waits? Definitely go for a drive, right?

Daaaaaaamn, check out Hunter S. Thompson over here.

I actually had a similar experience once. Party was raging, I was knocking 'em back. Got blunt going around, I'm feeling good. Girlfriend at the time then says "You need to drive me home." "Uh, you're kidding right?"

 

[Bry1313]

I give you something nice and you give me this.

Btw, you wouldve also been in the state if you were just swimming in the water past the state boundary and never set foot on soil.

How wasn’t I nice? Swimming being harder than walking is just a point of fact. Water is a tough one for “ground” rules.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm not a snob for much, but for syrup I absolutely am. Real maple or nothing.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Snob


I’ve done shots of all the different syrup flavours from IHOP

I've done shots off of all the syrup containers at IHOP.

 

[Bry1313]

I would have never thought.

I didn’t know it was a controversial statement until just now as well.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I laughed when I saw one the other way. "MILF seduces Teen." Okay, I am all for suspension of disbelief, but you, sir, are obviously in your late 30s. Wearing a baseball cap backwards does not make you look like you are 18.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm not a snob for much, but for syrup I absolutely am. Real maple or nothing.

Would you still eat my pancakes slathered in blueberry syrup?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm not a snob for much, but for syrup I absolutely am. Real maple or nothing.

See, I was apparently so conditioned that I only like the fake stuff.

 

[Bry1313]

Would you still eat my pancakes slathered in blueberry syrup?

Is the base of the syrup maple or corn syrup?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is the base of the syrup maple or corn syrup?

Fucked if I know.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Would you still eat my pancakes slathered in blueberry syrup?

I'd eat your pancakes in nothing at all.

Which is a sign of really good pancakes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

See, I was apparently so conditioned that I only like the fake stuff.

I was poor so all I got was Mrs butterworth

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was poor so all I got was Mrs butterworth

Same here, or Log Cabin at my grandma's.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

We got all our syrup free when I was a kid. The owners of the local sugarhouse would tap our trees for sap and at the end of the sugaring season they'd pay us with a couple gallons of syrup.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Tell me your best “I should have died …” stories from teenage years … either from something you did or from someone else’s bad influence

In my younger and more formative years I was doing whiskey shots while camping with my friends. I started with a couple shots. I didn't feel the effects at first so I did something like 5 more shots. I felt a light buzz but not nearly enough so I did something like 7 or 8 more shots. At that point a Mack truck of drunkenness slammed into me. I ended up passed out on the beach barfing like a mother fucker. At one point I got up and stumbled back into the water and my friend had to drag me out. I remembered none of this as I had blacked out. Looking back it's scary to think about but eh fuck it. I lived. And I learned how NOT to drink.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Now I want to make pancakes. I make outstanding pancakes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now I want to make pancakes. I make outstanding pancakes.

I do too … I know what I’m having for dinner tonight.