Sex & Shenanigans

[positiveflirt]

I know - you're perfect exactly how you are. But you would say quintessentially British means not being enthusiastic? Lol

I mean the Brits are enthusiastic about sport, family, food, culture, music, reading, film, TV and fucking.

Seconded.

 

[Wriggle]

There’s an inactive volcano in Iceland you can go into with an elevator … I would do this 100%

I've been to volcanic fields in Iceland and Lanzarote - they make amazing landscapes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean the Brits are enthusiastic about sport, family, food, culture, music, reading, film, TV and fucking.

The Downtown Abby crowd is a very small percentage

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've been to volcanic fields in Iceland and Lanzarote - they make amazing landscapes.

In another life I would have been a volcano scientist

 

[Wriggle]

I think Downton Abbey is for overseas markets.

The British watch EastEnders because that's what they really look like

 

[Wriggle]

In another life I would have been a volcano scientist

Look up Jamoes del Agua in Lanzarote - it's built in an old volcano and the old lava tunnels.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah baby.

That boring ass converstion over in cock talk sucked all the oxygen outta this thread.

Happy Monday Perverts!

Fuck, I forgot about my D&D game yesterday!

Oh yeah… you guys are at work today

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh yeah… you guys are at work today

Self employed. I only know what day it is because sometimes I need to go to the bank.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Self employed. I only know what day it is because sometimes I need to go to the bank.

I’m enjoying my coffee in my pajamas … it’s lovely

 

[BrendaBear]

Self employed. I only know what day it is because sometimes I need to go to the bank.

I tried self unemployed for a while... I didn't enjoy it. Just sayin'

 

[crazychemgirl]

I tried self unemployed for a while... I didn't enjoy it. Just sayin'

I’m not disciplined enough for self employment… I’d just be masturbating all the time and then wonder why I’m broke and homeless

 

[Amanda330]

I’m enjoying my coffee in my pajamas … it’s lovely

Same!

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not disciplined enough for self employment… I’d just be masturbating all the time and then wonder why I’m broke and homeless

Funny you should mention that... kind of why my self employment became self unemployment...

 

[Amanda330]

I’m not disciplined enough for self employment… I’d just be masturbating all the time and then wonder why I’m broke and homeless

This is definitely me as well... I often think I should be paid for masturbating... Haha

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m not disciplined enough for self employment… I’d just be masturbating all the time and then wonder why I’m broke and homeless

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

This is definitely me as well... I often think I should be paid for masturbating... Haha

Nothing wrong with being paid for your skillful labor.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Here's the thing - I'm not quintessentially British in nature -im curious and experimental and enthusiastic about everything and everywhere.

Most Brits I've known were just like you, but they just didn't want the neighbors to know it so they tried to hide it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Put your pants back on monkey.. the squirrels are starting to question your sanity

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I tried self unemployed for a while... I didn't enjoy it. Just sayin'

We’re still in the honeymoon phase (though some of us are exiting faster than others). But, I really, really, really, really, hate executives.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Most Brits I've known were just like you, but they just didn't want the neighbors to know it so they tried to hide it.

I love a good game of hide the teabag.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So saw we all.

So say we all!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So say we all!

What even is spelling.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love a good game of hide the teabag.

I’m all for the dunk, dunk, dunk …. But it’s the dunk and HOLD that I can’t get on board with

 

[Deleted member 6810551]

I think Downton Abbey is for overseas markets.

The British watch EastEnders because that's what they really look like

'n sand like innit

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love a good game of hide the teabag.

Don’t you wow me @crazychemgirl

Some people like hot boner lava action.

I mean, so I hear.