Cock Talk

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Spit on that thing!

I have no strong opinions re:spit vs swallow.

Wait…different point in the process huh?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wait, who is talking? I need to send them a thank you.

It is all of us.

And none of us.

#deep

#Pissed.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'd have to go through about 1,000 PMs #humblebrag
But descriptions I've heard are 'hilarious' 'superb' 'completely satisfied' 'like seeing the face of God' 'paragon' and for some reason 'intimidating'

Hey - you missed out laughable. I'm sure I sent you that

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Spit on that thing!

'thang' is what the southerners are saying. Weren't you one of those once upon a time?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It is all of us.

And none of us.

#deep

#Pissed.

I agree with the former, not so much the latter

 

[Wand3rlust]

I agree with the former, not so much the latter

Which former? Which latter?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Hey - you missed out laughable. I'm sure I sent you that

Was that before or after 'mouth-watering to the point that I'm giggly'

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Which former?

it is all of us

Which latter?

and none of us

it's gotta be like 1am in greece. u up?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nearly 2. Yep. Up and ouzo'd.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

ouzo'd.

what does this mean? i'm a little drunk but I cannot piece this together

 

[Wand3rlust]

Greek alcohol. Ouzo. Aniseed flavour. Shots.
Messy. Talking in staccato.

Clear enough?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Greek alcohol. Ouzo. Aniseed flavour. Shots.
Messy. Talking in staccato.

Clear enough?

I gave it a goodle. Is it tasty? Where would you rank it against traditional alcohols? I had sake once and it was fucking awful

 

[Wand3rlust]

I gave it a goodle. Is it tasty? Where would you rank it against traditional alcohols? I had sake once and it was fucking awful

Is a Goodle better than a Google? Or would a gouble be better?

Do you like aniseed? And also coffee. Do you like a dark drink with a hint of aniseed and coffee?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Is a Goodle better than a Google? Or would a gouble be better?

Have you tried Gobble? If it's 2am then it's definitely gobble time

Do you like aniseed? And also coffee. Do you like a dark drink with a hint of aniseed and coffee?

I hate anise and coffee. Dark drinks, yes. but then aniseed and coffee sounds like some sort of drink that I'd be served in purgatory

 

[Wand3rlust]

Have you tried Gobble? If it's 2am then it's definitely gobble time

I hate anise and coffee. Dark drinks, yes. but then aniseed and coffee sounds like some sort of drink that I'd be served in purgatory

I haven't been to that bar. Is it in Rhodes?

Ouzo is lovely. Unless you hate aniseed. Then it's gross.
Brown ouzo is lovely. Unless you hate aniseed and coffee. Then it's gross.

Fortunately. I like all of the above. Plus sweet wine, prosecco, vodka, gin and possibly white rum. I've had them all tonight. It's been good.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I haven't been to that bar. Is it in Rhodes?

Right next to the Colossus, you can't miss it!

Ouzo is lovely. Unless you hate aniseed. Then it's gross.
Brown ouzo is lovely. Unless you hate aniseed and coffee. Then it's gross.

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdzlpZTJkcWZwY3BkN3A3eWZqZ3l6eXEzMDliZHF2MGxnbXVxZ243MSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/80TEu4wOBdPLG/giphy.gif

Fortunately. I like all of the above. Plus sweet wine, prosecco, vodka, gin and possibly white rum. I've had them all tonight. It's been good.

I love all the things you listed here. Except gin. The only time gin is good is in a long island iced tea. \
I'm happy for you though, that's a lot of booze. Feeling a little loose?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Right next to the Colossus, you can't miss it!

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdzlpZTJkcWZwY3BkN3A3eWZqZ3l6eXEzMDliZHF2MGxnbXVxZ243MSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/80TEu4wOBdPLG/giphy.gif

I love all the things you listed here. Except gin. The only time gin is good is in a long island iced tea. \
I'm happy for you though, that's a lot of booze. Feeling a little loose?

Hang on. Are you still talking cock?

Cos otherwise this thread is off the rails. Again.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I gave it a goodle. Is it tasty? Where would you rank it against traditional alcohols? I had sake once and it was fucking awful

Do you like black licorice?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Do you like black licorice?

My dude, I don't like any kind of licorice. Isn't that for the 60+ crowd? Wait, how old are you?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Hang on. Are you still talking cock?

I'm so drunk. Usually I am talking about cock, but I don't think I was in response to you. Can you clarify?

Cos otherwise this thread is off the rails. Again.

I'm doing my part to get it wild!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do you like black licorice?

Do you like what now???

Do you mean... liquorice????

Weirdos.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm so drunk. Usually I am talking about cock, but I don't think I was in response to you. Can you clarify?

I'm doing my part to get it wild!

It's an English thing. Talking cock, is the same as talking balls. Or talking bollocks. Or shit. Or rubbish.

Does @hotwords229_A want it wild?

 

[Mr_bogey]

My dude, I don't like any kind of licorice. Isn't that for the 60+ crowd? Wait, how old are you?

Not quite there but that's what ouzo tastes like.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fuck me, she's hot as hell isn't she?

She truly is. I love her. She's a classy southern belle.

Re: Lit Playground is Cliquey

I'm shocked that so few people are willing to admit the PG is cliquey. It has been notorious for its exclusionary nature for years. Most of us have been part of it in some form or another, probably playing both roles at some point.

Lit is truly one of the most hierarchical places I've ever seen. In general and by nature, sexual activity is exclusionary. Take an internet forum where this is the topic of concentration, filled with many people who seek to fill a void or want some form of attention, it is going to create hierarchies. It is one of the things I find so fascinating about the place. This could be an absolute brilliant case study in behavioural economics.

Someone earlier mentioned familiarity, which can often come off as cliquey. I don't think that's necessarily fair to attribute cliques to groups of friends. Familiarity is not exclusionary, as that poster said. I've even seen some people go out of their way to notice those on the fringe in acts of genuine kindness. Not me, as I'm royalty and I won't be getting any peasant mud on my hands. But others.

This feeling has come up enough that there's probably a lot of truth to it. And honestly, perception is reality for the person making the statement. I think to deny the reality of its existence is to turn a blind eye. Now... what can be done about it? Who knows?

I don't know anything about this TS Woody guy. But his statement was pretty simple and people did get rather defensive of his statement. He wasn't particularly snarky about it. Certainly less so than some of those who responded. And maybe prior behaviours caused such a response. Again, I don't know him. But if your reaction to such a claim is defensiveness, one must wonder why.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It's an English thing. Talking cock, is the same as talking balls. Or talking bollocks. Or shit. Or rubbish.

So wild. In the greatest country in the world, we say talking shit. That's a real mindfuck

Does @hotwords229_A want it wild?