It’s 5 hours later but I agree imagination is better than porn.You guys ever solo wank without porn using only your imagination? I think I'm gonna do it like that from now on. It was way more satisfying.
Happy weekend everybody!
I love this caption... Lol
Reese’s peanut butter cups are the greatest mass produced American chocolate product and I’ll have words with anyone who says otherwise
My husband heard this all through art school. Everyone saying how much more creative they were while high. Turns out creative does not necessarily mean better
Probably getting together with my brother and his family, maybe some friends, too. Tricky with it being in the middle of the week. Hopefully seeing some fireworks. But might have to be the ones in the neighborhood going off, it makes for a very late night with kids.
Now having words with you
You guys and your math and science innuendos... So sexy
I certainly have some of my best ideas when high.
Otherwise.
How dare you
With Oxford comma it would be "she hated her cousins, Hitler, and Stalin." No confusion.I think grouping one’s cousins with those two in one sentence suggests to me something more is wrong than a comma can fix.
Just sayin’
I’m sorry… it just looks a little wrong to me. Her cousins are going to have to live with people thinking they are named Hitler and Stalin.
Which… is pretty damn funny to me anyway….
My dog is terrified of fireworks. We live in an area where everything not Commercial is allowed, and it sounds like Shock and Awe" until early morning, allowable hours notwithstanding. I will probably be out in the country with my dog and a book all night.
Yeah.... I understood that. We need to work on your "recognizing a brat when I see one" skills.
Eh, I'm used to it...
Same here.
Here it is not legal, and nobody cares anyway. They just blow up anything for fun. Commercial or not. Super noisy.
You are very kind. I don't have some place to take my dog too, we just deal with it.
I hope that is because they are playing and just trying to have fun, and not just assholes.... 'cause the assholes aren't fun at all.
I'm sorry. Are you going to camp out?
I’m wondering if your wife got a good laugh out of that …We got Chinese food for dinner. My wife texted me from upstairs asking if we had any duck sauce. I texted back, but my phone auto-corrected to fuck sauce. I'm so happy my phone knows me so well.
