Cock Talk

[LostHorizon]

Where do I sign up for the trading cards? How does that work?

 

[BongoGal]

I've always thought that getting your cock caught in your zipper sounded extremely painful.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I've always thought that getting your cock caught in your zipper sounded extremely painful.

I am sure it is. I have been lucky enough not to have it happen to me. The risk would be the greatest if you go commando.

 

[Bry1313]

I've always thought that getting your cock caught in your zipper sounded extremely painful.

You think?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I've always thought that getting your cock caught in your zipper sounded extremely painful.

It doesn’t just sound that way . . .

I got the head caught once and nicked it. There was a little sore on it.

At the time I was just getting “close” to a girl and I was concerned that that night might be the night and if she saw that sore . . .

Luckily, we turned out to be totally incompatible and didn’t have sex!

 

[dontneedone]

I've always thought that getting your cock caught in your zipper sounded extremely painful.

It is. It's only happened once to me, and once it has, you make certain it never does again.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I've always thought that getting your cock caught in your zipper sounded extremely painful.

It happened to me while in Boot Camp in the Navy back in 1976. I STILL have a small scar from it...

 

[hotwords229_A]

It happened to me while in Boot Camp in the Navy back in 1976. I STILL have a small scar from it...

Thankfully no scar for me, other than the deep distrust I developed for boxers and zippers and my own proclivity for whipping my zipper down with reckless abandon.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I couldn't have written it better myself (only mine was zipping up, unfortunately)! I bled a little and the guys doing the companies laundry asked if I had been beating off with a meat cleaver...Navy guys are VERY understanding and compassionate when things go wrong...

 

[Artfan2]

There had been talk of trading cards.
Photo on the front. Stats on the back.

I wonder how good people here would be at identifying fellow Litsters just from seeing their cards.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Do you tend to post them in a thread or in a PM?
Threads. It's rare for me to share pics in PM. I'm also a "you have to be there to see it" kinda gal.

Do you post naked pics, or sexy teasing pics more often?
I like the art of the tease. I do also enjoy being naked. I feel like I combine the two quite well.

Are your PM pics more revealing than the public ones?
No

Do you share your naked pics at the drop of a hat, or are you more discriminating?
Both? I have a cache of thirst traps

How often do you/have you shared naked pics on Literotica? Regularly, Blue Moon, when needed, only when requested, never?
I go through phases. I'm feeling pretty active right now. I enjoy taking photos and love to share.

What is the sexiest pic you ever took—don’t post it, describe it in hot ‘n sexy words?
This is a hard question

It could be the picture of me in the shower where the light filtered through my stained glass window projects the full color spectrum of light upon me and paints my breasts in the full rainbow

Or

A picture of me in my office, sitting on a church pew, naked, reading a book on weights and measures. The book is very cleverly positioned to leave everything to the imagination

Or

A photo of me in a green lace robe with one very full breast exposed and just a hint of pubic hair. Tasteful and tempting...

Do you like getting pics in your PM, solicited, unsolicited, or only from people you have a connection with?
Connection is key for me. I do enjoy other people's photos but want to consume them on my terms

Why are guys SO willing to share dick pics?
According to research on the matter it's a combination of narcissism, sexism and age. It's a misguided attempt to solicit an exchange. The sample size was a little small, but apparently 48% of guys surveyed have sent unsolicited dick pics #horrifying

I have actually never sent a unsolicited dick pic. I have sent dick pics but only by request,

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have actually never sent a unsolicited dick pic. I have sent dick pics but only by request,

Through my time at Lit, I’ve found that being hesitant to even send solicited ones raises their value!

Not that this was some part of my devious plan, just something I noticed by being slightly cock shy.

 

[positiveflirt]

There had been talk of trading cards.
Photo on the front. Stats on the back.

Um. Should i be offended i haven't been included, or has someone decided that the best place for me is the expansion pack

 

[Apisto42]

I've always thought that getting your cock caught in your zipper sounded extremely painful.

Never caught my cock, but the boys have been unfortunately zipped a couple of times. Going commando and in a hurry.

Also something to be aware of: if fucking somewhere semi public so you’re not all the way naked, zipper friction is real and very unsexy.

Through my time at Lit, I’ve found that being hesitant to even send solicited ones raises their value!

Not that this was some part of my devious plan, just something I noticed by being slightly cock shy.

Yeah, it’s good to send pics of not your whole cock. Leaves them thirsty girls asking for more.

 

[Apisto42]

Um. Should i be offended i haven't been included, or has someone decided that the best place for me is the expansion pack

Yeah, you should take it as you don’t fit in the starter box…

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yeah, it’s good to send pics of not your whole cock. Leaves them thirsty girls asking for more.

True.
Catching a glimpse of your balls actually piqued my curiosity.
1. Well done.
2. That doesn't happen often to me.
3. I'll ask when I'm ready

 

[Apisto42]

True.
Catching a glimpse of your balls actually piqued my curiosity.
1. Well done.
2. That doesn't happen often to me.
3. I'll ask when I'm ready

Yeah, make sure you have the lube and tarp ready.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yeah, make sure you have the lube and tarp ready.

Rubber apron and olive oil is the best I can do

 

[MindYaBitness]

There had been talk of trading cards.
Photo on the front. Stats on the back.

There's been talk amongst the ladies on a couple group messages, of making a spreadsheet of reviews of the gentleman here. If such a thing were ever to come to fruition, it would make it so much easier to find a guy who lines up with your particular kinks & expectations!

 

[Apisto42]

Rubber apron and olive oil is the best I can do

Whatever makes your little man in the boat standup.

 

[Apisto42]

There's been talk amongst the ladies on a couple group messages, of making a spreadsheet of reviews of the gentleman here. If such a thing were ever to come to fruition, it would make it so much easier to find a guy who lines up with your particular kinks & expectations!

If you need help with coding a spreadsheet, let me know. I’ll color code and add filters.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Height, eye colour, bust, favorite positions

Men & women are sooooooo different. Women's would rate creepy/stalker behavior, kinks, honesty, time commitment...age & physical attributes would be the very last cells to be filled

 

[Apisto42]

Men & women are sooooooo different. Women's would rate creepy/stalker behavior, kinks, honesty, time commitment...age & physical attributes would be the very last cells to be filled

God, coming up with the metrics for that would be … problematic.

And oh lord, just the time commitment would put me on the bottom.

I do like topping from the bottom though.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Also something to be aware of: if fucking somewhere semi public so you’re not all the way naked, zipper friction is real and very unsexy.

This has always been crazy to me. Why are Men’s pants not Velcro instead of zippers?

It’s like storing a case of grenades next to a bassinet! <—(I really need to stop doing similes, or are they metaphors, or analogies? Why is English so hard?).

There's been talk amongst the ladies on a couple group messages, of making a spreadsheet of reviews of the gentleman here. If such a thing were ever to come to fruition, it would make it so much easier to find a guy who lines up with your particular kinks & expectations!

This would make for a fascinating study. Count me in, be honest and let me know where I fall (even if it’s terrible!)

 

[MindYaBitness]

God, coming up with the metrics for that would be … problematic.

And oh lord, just the time commitment would put me on the bottom.

I do like topping from the bottom though.

I'm a nerd. I like data. When someone made a comment on the amount of PM's I get, I decided to make a speadsheet showing the number of messages received, conversations started, friends made, lurkers vs people I'd interacted with, etc. I polled some male friends here who are similarly active in the threads to add. Its been fascinating, that's for certain.

This has always been crazy to me. Why are Men’s pants not Velcro instead of zippers?

It’s like storing a case of grenades next to a bassinet! <—(I really need to stop doing similes, or are they metaphors, or analogies? Why is English so hard?).

This would make for a fascinating study. Count me in, be honest and let me know where I fall (even if it’s terrible!)

I think the important thing would be important thing would be to be impartial and account for all opinions of any given guys past playmates. What is an absolute a-hole to one, may have perfectly erotica & fun chat/pic/cam exchange for another. I've got guys on here that I would gladly 'bap with a broom that is lightly on fire' (bonus points if you can name that quote) However, these guys are beloved by other women for the very things I hated. Impartiality would be key.