Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Omg last week when I was meeting family for dinner … I was all dressed up and standing on a street corner

 

[Taegul]

I saw that on facebook this morning and ALMOST posted it in here

I saw this post first on my phone so I didn't see the picture, just a text link in your quote.

Me: what could this thong possibly look like. This is gonna be hot.

*Looks at the picture*

Me: Oh,  that type of thong. Kind of a relief TBH.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Omg last week when I was meeting family for dinner … I was all dressed up and standing on a street corner

When you bent over to verify it was an Uber through the passenger window, did you do the hip cock? Because that would have been awesome...

 

[__Nathan1968]

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Omg last week when I was meeting family for dinner … I was all dressed up and standing on a street corner

I think maybe a new app based business is in the making.

BÜBER.

 

[dawn_of_night]

@UnquietDreams this ones for you Ho!

 

[HarryHill]

I actually had to WORK at work yesterday

 

[crazychemgirl]

I totally put my foot there..

Is this a universal men vs women thing?

 

[lavendersilk]

I totally put my foot there..

Is this a universal men vs women thing?

I don't, but I kinda want to now.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Must have been awkward trying to reach for your dick

Doesn’t really change it that much?

 

[lavendersilk]

Doesn’t really change it that much?

Depends on the type of underwear and if you need to pee really fast.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Omg last week when I was meeting family for dinner … I was all dressed up and standing on a street corner

Yeah. That one time. Last week. With family.
https://vocaroo.com/141JgbOwg1zS

 

[lavendersilk]

Yeah. That one time. Last week. With family.
https://vocaroo.com/141JgbOwg1zS

Is that the communal "sure"? Too lazy to click.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Depends on the type of underwear and if you need to pee really fast.

I mean yes that is sometimes why men reach for their dicks and maybe I’m telling on myself but how many men actually use any flaps that may be there? I’ve only worn boxer briefs for decades and they don’t even have the flaps.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is that the communal "sure"? Too lazy to click.

Too lazy to click but you can write out the question? SMH.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is that the communal "sure"? Too lazy to click.

And I ain’t communal nothing. I’m an exclusive engagement dammit

 

[lavendersilk]

I mean yes that is sometimes why men reach for their dicks and maybe I’m telling on myself but how many men actually use any flaps that may be there? I’ve only worn boxer briefs for decades and they don’t even have the flaps.

There are quite a few boxers that have the "conveniency flap".

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There are quite a few boxers that have the "conveniency flap".

https://vocaroo.com/141JgbOwg1zS

But do men use them? I wouldn’t if I wore them.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

@UnquietDreams this ones for you Ho!

I can't even laugh at this. This is straight up true.

 

[lavendersilk]

https://vocaroo.com/141JgbOwg1zS

But do men use them? I wouldn’t if I wore them.

I've seen them use them to get their dicks out in a hurry.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've seen them use them to get their dicks out in a hurry.

Interesting..

 

[Apisto42]

I mean yes that is sometimes why men reach for their dicks and maybe I’m telling on myself but how many men actually use any flaps that may be there? I’ve only worn boxer briefs for decades and they don’t even have the flaps.

Never used a flap on boxer briefs (they are in the ones I have). Too fucking complicated to wrangle my dick through that. Much faster to just pull them down.

 

[BrendaBear]

Is that the communal "sure"? Too lazy to click.

Too lazy to click but you can write out the question? SMH.

You type that like she is the weird one around here.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/DCScm2moJ7EAAAAC/duh-sarcastic.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

And I ain’t communal nothing. I’m an exclusive engagement dammit

https://media1.tenor.com/m/FeJfAepydGgAAAAC/of-course-sweety-dr-katherine-walter.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

I totally put my foot there..

Is this a universal men vs women thing?

I would have been taking my life in my hands if I did that in my ex's car. So, no, not a men and women thing.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yeah. That one time. Last week. With family.
https://vocaroo.com/141JgbOwg1zS

Oh, little "sure," how I have missed you...