Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning
Late to the party...
I have 30 minutes of morning left

See, not late! I am 30 minutes before the deadline. That is pretty good for me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Depends.

Depends underwear or depends on what factors contributed to needing 2 pairs of underwear

 

[UnquietDreams]

Depends.

You put on two pairs of Depends?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Some of them have multiple pairs of panties on …

Anyone ever accidentally put on two pairs of underwear?

No. No, I haven't. However I have put my underwear on backwards and not noticed it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Depends underwear or depends on what factors contributed to needing 2 pairs of underwear

Don’t make me over explain the joke.

 

[dawn_of_night]

See, not late! I am 30 minutes before the deadline. That is pretty good for me.

You're generally right on time when I need you most....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You put on two pairs of Depends?

Don’t make me over explain the joke.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh, like I am going to let that get in the way of an easy punchline.

It's like you don't even know me...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh, like I am going to let that get in the way of an easy punchline.

It's like you don't even know me...

I'm not opposed to getting to know you better...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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I'd just eat them a lot more. Which is usually what happens when the panties come off anyway.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No. No, I haven't. However I have put my underwear on backwards and not noticed it.

Must have been awkward trying to reach for your dick

 

[UnquietDreams]

Must have been awkward trying to reach for your dick

Yes, it was. That was when I realized it. It was like, "dude, what the actual hell?"

 

[dawn_of_night]

Goddamn you. That looks good

Right...

 

[__Nathan1968]

Must have been awkward trying to reach for your dick

No, it was a thong.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No, it was a thong.

Trust me, no one wants that mental image, worn backwards or correctly...

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, it was a thong.

I feel like a backwards thong …



This is not ok. Why did you make me think / picture this.


Boooooooooo


For shame.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MindYaBitness]

I feel like a backwards thong …



This is not ok. Why did you make me think / picture this.


Boooooooooo


For shame.

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[UnquietDreams]

I feel like a backwards thong …



This is not ok. Why did you make me think / picture this.


Boooooooooo


For shame.

Here are thongs that make it look like you are walking backwards...

Closest thing to brain bleach for that thought I could find...

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[UnquietDreams]

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No, now it's "one damned thing after another."

 

[__Nathan1968]

No, now it's "one damned thing after another."

You get to have them in series? Mine are always in parallel.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Here are thongs that make it look like you are walking backwards...

Closest thing to brain bleach for that thought I could find...

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I saw that on facebook this morning and ALMOST posted it in here

 

[dawn_of_night]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]