Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

You're right. Upon further dissection... It appears there are straps in the front and back for legs
But then that also appears to leave a lot of questions in the area between the lips ....

 

[dawn_of_night]

I've got quite collection of lingerie & foundations. I'll wear anything once, however strappy is not in my repertoire for a reason. I agree with @morelikeasong in that it can look very hot, but I'm guessing that's largely for 0% body fat population. Strappy makes me look like the Michelin Man trying to be sexy
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Babe youre sexy anytime

 

[MindYaBitness]

Babe youre sexy anytime

If I had anything strappy in my drawer I'd send you a pic just to prove you wrong

 

[Wriggle]

It's messed with my head, there's nothing going up the arse crack
And the bra is like a fucked up mobius strip which is ironic because it would take infinity to get it on.

So in conclusion , someone should just buy it - it'll only be £4 on Shein anyway.
And don't worry about the straps tight into the flesh - I love muffins.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It's messed with my head, there's nothing going up the arse crack
And the bra is like a fucked up mobius strip which is ironic because it would take infinity to get it on.

So in conclusion , someone should just buy it - it'll only be £4 on Shein anyway.
And don't worry about the straps tight into the flesh - I love muffins.

You love muffins? Is this a UK euphemism I'm unfamiliar with? Because where I'm from, we'd call that look a different bread, a "busted can of biscuits"

 

[LupineOne]

If I had anything strappy in my drawer I'd send you a pic just to prove you wrong

Based on what I saw yesterday, that would take a lot of proving before I was convinced

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning fuckers.
Happy Monday,

Good morning, sweetheart.

 

[Wriggle]

You love muffins? Is this a UK euphemism I'm unfamiliar with? Because where I'm from, we'd call that look a different bread, a "busted can of biscuits"

You know.
Them little cakes where the top goes over the casing.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Based on what I saw yesterday, that would take a lot of proving before I was convinced

I wish I had one, I'd send it to the lady's group chats I'm in, as I refuse to post things publicly that are less than my best. So you'd have to hear about my potatoe chip bag with electrical tape look, second hand

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I've got quite collection of lingerie & foundations. I'll wear anything once, however strappy is not in my repertoire for a reason. I agree with @morelikeasong in that it can look very hot, but I'm guessing that's largely for 0% body fat population. Strappy makes me look like the Michelin Man trying to be sexy
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Are you trying to say the Michelin Man ISN'T sexy? Dude has got some extra but he will totally mash an ass into a mattress. And probably do the aftercare thing.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Are you trying to say the Michelin Man ISN'T sexy? Dude has got some extra but he will totally mash an ass into a mattress. And probably do the aftercare thing.

No, I'm saying I'm not sexy when I try to copy his look. There's only one Michelin Man, and he wears it well. On me, however, I'm just a sad copycat

 

[Bry1313]

Are you trying to say the Michelin Man ISN'T sexy? Dude has got some extra but he will totally mash an ass into a mattress. And probably do the aftercare thing.

My look however is more this (my manner around here as well, sometimes)



https://media1.tenor.com/m/7coeBdMDmHkAAAAC/kool-aid-man-oh-yeah.gif

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

No, I'm saying I'm not sexy when I try to copy his look. There's only one Michelin Man, and he wears it well. On me, however, I'm just a sad copycat

Well for what it's worth I'd much rather get paired up with you at the 70s-style key party than the Michelin Man.

My look however is more this (my manner around here as well, sometimes)



https://media1.tenor.com/m/7coeBdMDmHkAAAAC/kool-aid-man-oh-yeah.gif

I do think it's time to bring back smashing through walls. Kool-Aid just didn't give af.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I wish I had one, I'd send it to the lady's group chats I'm in, as I refuse to post things publicly that are less than my best. So you'd have to hear about my potatoe chip bag with electrical tape look, second hand

I'm usually not that into electrical tape or biscuits but I'm sure you can convince me

 

[MindYaBitness]

My look however is more this (my manner around here as well, sometimes)



https://media1.tenor.com/m/7coeBdMDmHkAAAAC/kool-aid-man-oh-yeah.gif

Now, that's a smooth figure I'd like to see in some strappy bondage-esque lingerie!

 

[Bry1313]

Now, that's a smooth figure I'd like to see in some strappy bondage-esque lingerie!

I think I’d feel less exposed naked, than in that strapped lingerie.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I think I’d feel less exposed naked, than in that strapped lingerie.

Yeah, when it comes to the seggs me naked with a boner is me at my best. I'll leave the Fifth Element get ups to those that are truly feeling it.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think I’d feel less exposed naked, than in that strapped lingerie.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yeah, when it comes to the seggs me naked with a boner is me at my best. I'll leave the Fifth Element get ups to those that are truly feeling it.

You'd rock an orange tank top

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

You'd rock an orange tank top

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The tank top maybe. Also, I've done the bleach blonde thing before. The 90s were a wild time.

 

[lavendersilk]

The tank top maybe. Also, I've done the bleach blonde thing before. The 90s were a wild time.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning, sweetheart.

Good morning, Ho.
It's afternoon for me now, but that's ok.
It's still a good day

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Oh yeah, there are pics. If there are they're somewhere lost in the X-Files.

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh yeah, there are pics. If there are they're somewhere lost in the X-Files.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/26tnqe09gtJFfDGco/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952yzz8dbftss0i1e4dd1c4hgdjmkh29ejtzhh4vrdq&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Lmizzler]