Cock Talk

[SassySheDevil]

I’ll post mine when @Apisto42 posts his, how about that?

(I’m really counting on him not posting his nuts).

*sigh* I guess I'll try and sleep then. ) *Pouts*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It seems I'm making hotwords blush tonight

 

[hotwords229_A]

*sigh* I guess I'll try and sleep then. ) *Pouts*

Nestle yourself all snug in your bed,
While visions of our balls bounce in your head.

 

[hotwords229_A]

It seems I'm making hotwords blush tonight

That’s not the direction the blood is flowing.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That’s not the direction the blood is flowing.

I'd argue it's still blushing. Just on the face of a different head?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

That’s not the direction the blood is flowing.

She didn’t specify where she thought you might be blushing

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'd argue it's still blushing. Just on the face of a different head?

She didn’t specify where she thought you might be blushing

In that case, totally accurate.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

In that case, totally accurate.

I'd suck them toes

 

[MindYaBitness]

Keep fighting the good fight!

Until the day I die I will fight to turn the vanilla cupcake I married into a monster cookie!

Is there any possibility of negotiation? If you want me to keep wearing white lingerie like a Vestal Virgin then I’m gonna need you to put on this Roman Warrior costume?

You have no idea how funny that image is

I've got a pretty extensive collection of foundations & lingerie. I compromise by wearing white under white dresses, slacks, etc. And, pastel colors at times. I want to keep his interest, however, if I feel gross I'm not going to be interested in any thing happening. Besides, he doesn't ever complain about color when I send him pics at work, as long as boob's are in it somewhere

Okay, now if he wants many of you and you’re willing to do group sex . . . can’t we work with that?
I feel like a car dealer! What am I going to have to do to get you in this car?

To get him to agree to group-anything, I'm fairly certain would involve chloroform & sodium pentothal

 

[hotwords229_A]

Tl get him to agree to group-anything, I'm fairly certain would involve chloroform & sodium pentothal

So you’re saying there’s a chance!

 

[deft]

Did somebody want balls? I have a picture that might fit the bill...

 

[MindYaBitness]

So you’re saying there’s a chance!

Just a sec...*leans in with a rag* ...can you tell me if this rag smells like ether?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*thuds*

(I can't help it, I'm a curious sniffer)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Did somebody want balls? I have a picture that might fit the bill...

Of course we do! You've just got to leave them long enough for sassy to see

 

[deft]

OK... I took this for a thread about semi-hard cocks, but my balls make a cameo...

https://www.***********/scl/fi/udem...ey=rc3t1zdp6zmu671pgm04psals&st=pj1txn0c&dl=0

 

[hotwords229_A]

Just a sec...*leans in with a rag* ...can you tell me if this rag smells like ether?

Oh, you don’t have to ether me. I want to be wide awake!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh, you don’t have to ether me. I want to be wide awake!

Second best answer ever

 

[MindYaBitness]

OK... I took this for a thread about semi-hard cocks, but my balls make a cameo...

https://www.***********/scl/fi/udem...ey=rc3t1zdp6zmu671pgm04psals&st=pj1txn0c&dl=0

I love your use of the word cameo. Much better than conjoined twins, the euphemism I would've used. Or, would it be conjoined triplets?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

OK... I took this for a thread about semi-hard cocks, but my balls make a cameo...

If the ether didn't already make me thud, this certainly would have

Hot damn, man.
Thank you for your balls

 

[hotwords229_A]

Thank you for your balls

Another great quote!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Another great quote!

I'd say it to you, too

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'd say it to you, too

If I didn’t know any better I would think you were flirting with me.

Or at least my balls!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh, I'm flirting with you. Right to your face.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Thank you for your balls

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeGg3NTNkZnRndG14MDY4anhia2l5NGd1dzJhbDI2cndybGFvNzd6MiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/VGDF7TITgLm2i5Xfeu/giphy.gif

 

[deft]

Oh, I'm flirting with you. Right to your face.

This is the kind of clarity I think would have improved my dating life immeasurably.