🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for solipsism

Only if it’s not true.



Nominated for not admitting he stalks me.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

How did you know I was JUST checking this thread?

Nominated for stalking

Nominated for making NO SENSE, obviously distracted by friendly vag.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Only if it’s not true.



Nominated for not admitting he stalks me.

Nominated for secretly wanting me to stalk her rather than just asking.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for secretly wanting me to stalk her rather than just asking.

Nominated for making me ask for it

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Nominated for making me ask for it

Nominated for only just realising she needed it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for only just realising she needed it.

Nominated for not doing all these nominations in audio so it sounds like I’ve been scolded by the BBC announcer

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for not doing all these nominations in audio so it sounds like I’ve been scolded by the BBC announcer

Nominating you and @Otis_Ravelli for excessive back and forth nominating

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating you and @Otis_Ravelli for excessive back and forth nominating

Nominated for interrupting our banter with a nomination

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Nominating you and @Otis_Ravelli for excessive back and forth nominating

Nominated for a lack of back and forth nominating.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it a humpday still when you aren’t working on the day

Nominating @Bry1313 for bragging

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@StillRain nominated for abandoning the thread

 

[StillRain]

Alright wankers and wankettes. I’m away for work this weekend. I’ll be running this shit show wank fest when I get back on Monday night.

The Wanker of the Week will be awarded then, cum stains or not.

You’ve had plenty of time to fill those wank rags while the CEO has been slacking off.

I promise I’ll let you down again but Monday won’t be that time.

 

[StillRain]

Nominations (as I read them) since the beginning of my “bad parent” abandonment began:

@Mo_Bandy for titty bar crime
@SalaciousMonkey22 spelling crime
@lavendersilk dirty mind crime
@Apisto42
1. thought crime
2.abandonment of wanking time
3. Faux hatred
@Whiskeyjack bragging about sex and not including actual whiskey in said sex
@Amanda330 picking on the picky
@crazychemgirl
1. POJ aspirations
2. being creepy
3. being picky
4 and 5 Being S-Tier
6.lack of self awareness
7. Adding a ticketing system to WotW
8. Solipsism
9. Friendly vagina
10. Begging vagina
11. Needy vagina
12. Flirty Vagina
@Bry1313 interrupting vagina, lack of vagina
@Otis_Ravelli stalking vaginas
@SirConradPeckereye
1. mass bulk nom
2.lack of grattitude
3.award aspirations
@orangecurious repetitive thread responses
@InThe312 being a cock tease with Mr bogeys cock
@_Nathan1968 public wanking with blind ministry
@ydahecnot not recognising cute
@Tigobitties98 sexualising Mexicans
@OrdinaryPerson shaming Mexicans, abandoning someone
@StillRain abandoning everyone


This is why we can’t have nice things. By this, I mean @crazychemgirl. . Look at all those noms.

 

[Azuldrgon]

*eats popcorn while reading the list*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I didn’t do nuffin

 

[Bry1313]

I didn’t do nuffin

All I did was cast a nom

 

[Amanda330]

All I did was cast a nom

All I did was point out that certain people had picky palates. Basically less than nothing.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s a wanker hunt! They’re out to get us!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I do more titty bar good than bad just saying.

 

[StillRain]

I didn’t do nuffin

Does our naughty little primate need a reminder about his menage a wank?!

 

[StillRain]

All I did was cast a nom

All I did was point out that certain people had picky palates. Basically less than nothing.

I see the reigning winners are taking a run at two in a row.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I see the reigning winners are taking a run at two in a row.

Aw shush- it's good to have goals in life.

 

[StillRain]

It’s a wanker hunt! They’re out to get us!

Finally you understand the rules.

 

[StillRain]

Aw shush- it's good to have goals in life.

it’s more fun when we keep moving the posts thoughts

 

[lavendersilk]

I don't remember what I did...