Sex & Shenanigans

[MrDevereaux]

My birthday was last week... maybe you forgot.

Belated birthday!

 

[Bry1313]

I'll accept two pictures then.

Oh, is this the whole greed is good mantra?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Does she?

Delete what I sent you this morning and never think about it again

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is this a euphemism

I mean, does it turn you on like my muffin ball talk?

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh, is this the whole greed is good mantra?

I think I sent you two photos if memory serves me... or was that Bogey...

 

[Bry1313]

Stop talking about me

https://media1.tenor.com/m/qON1FAVZ-roAAAAC/the-dark-knight-heath-ledger.gif

 

[Bry1313]

I think I sent you two photos if memory serves me... or was that Bogey...

We’ve gone over this on Lit, Bogey is the one who gets pics here, not me, and you abided by that rule

https://media1.tenor.com/m/GhtZ_0pmG1AAAAAC/daddy-drake.gif

 

[Bry1313]

Delete what I sent you this morning and never think about it again

By telling me not to think about it…….im thinking about it

 

[lavendersilk]

We’ve gone over this on Lit, Bogey is the one who gets pics here, not me, and you abided by that rule

https://media1.tenor.com/m/GhtZ_0pmG1AAAAAC/daddy-drake.gif

Ok. I sent you one pic. So, pay up!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’m so grateful I’m off this Friday

Off where?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Off where?

Nowhere … recoup time for a birthday party from the night before.

 

[Lmizzler]

I mean, does it turn you on like my muffin ball talk?

Why don’t you just throw it in a meat pocket and complete the disgusting trifecta

 

[crazychemgirl]

For once in my life past me is being nice to future me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So did I

It’s okay. We can all love her in our own way.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So was mine.

What would you like for your birthday then? I was going to offer me pronouncing "boey, aluminum, and oregano" in the British maner for a week for you, but I honestly don't use those words often enough...

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why don’t you just throw it in a meat pocket and complete the disgusting trifecta

Ranch. Quadfecta.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

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"Are you decent?"

"Yes."

"You are naked!"

"Yes, but I'm decent."

-The Goodbye Girl

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hope, maybe. Even at my lowest, I have some measure of hope. Maybe.

Hope is good.

But also

At a certain degree of lucid intoxication, lying late at night between two prostitutes, drained of all desire, hope ceases to be a torture, you see; The mind dominates the whole past and the pain of living is over forever.

I quoted that from memory and I’m fucking proud of myself

 

[lavendersilk]

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I. Feel. Seen.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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The Internet was and always will be, a mistake

 

[BrendaBear]

For once in my life past me is being nice to future me

Interesting.... please let me know if that works.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What would you like for your birthday then? I was going to offer me pronouncing "boey, aluminum, and oregano" in the British maner for a week for you, but I honestly don't use those words often enough...

But on the telly box, you lot say them all the time..

 

[BrendaBear]

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I. Feel. Seen.

Right? How did she know???