Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Who the fuck calls balls muffins?

Again…. I’m just covering my bases … the type of dude who would send an unsolicited ball pic probably refers to them as muffins

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Again…. I’m just covering my bases … the type of dude who would send an unsolicited ball pic probably refers to them as muffins

They got some muffins

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Again…. I’m just covering my bases … the type of dude who would send an unsolicited ball pic probably refers to them as muffins

I’m not sure that type of person is waived off (waved off, dammit I’m not gonna Google it, both seem correct) by even explicit warnings though

 

[MissLabelled]

Who the fuck calls balls muffins?

If someone calls them muffins, they are ripe for biting!

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m a rebel. Y’all can follow the rules and I’ll remind her of all the other way’s she’s wonderful and fantastic.
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Yep. That's me. The sheep that follows the rules.
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Not even remotely.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You and I both know @Indie has never done anything wrong, ever, in her sweet, dear life. And it makes me sad that you would imply such a thing. Do you have the flesh-eating bacteria? Is it turning you into a cruel zombie person?

Is this whole thing because she really likes it when you eat her ass?

I can love her for all her flaws and all

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is this whole thing because she really likes it when you eat her ass?

I can love her for all her flaws and all

So you’re saying she’s flawed?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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The sense memory of that exact plastic is so strong.

 

[BrendaBear]

The sense memory of that exact plastic is so strong.

Right???

 

[UnquietDreams]

It was a pretty sneaky share lol

Here

See, I kept clicking Gonzo.

Not a euphemism.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just cuz

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/12q57pwucAAb

Ding ding ding!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

I get offered nothing.

I fly under the radar

Uh huh

Ninja.

That's not true. I posted you a picture of bologna. Because you didn't believe it existed. But it wasn't unsolicited, of course.

I am a gentleman. Well, by implication.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Again…. I’m just covering my bases … the type of dude who would send an unsolicited ball pic probably refers to them as muffins

That is...a lot of assumptions there.

 

[UnquietDreams]

If someone calls them muffins, they are ripe for biting!

Oh, wait. If they call them "muffins?" Never mind, sure.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That's not true. I posted you a picture of bologna. Because you didn't believe it existed. But it wasn't unsolicited, of course.

I am a gentleman. Well, by implication.

I’m offended by unsolicited bologna

 

[UnquietDreams]

The sense memory of that exact plastic is so strong.

And the sound of the ratchets as you tried in vain to get it into a comfortable position.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And the sound of the ratchets as you tried in vain to get it into a comfortable position.

Or the squelching sound of your skin pulling free after being stuck to the plastic

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m offended by unsolicited bologna

I would be as well. I have never sent unsolicited bologna in my life.

Well, unless you count elementary school, where I sent a bologna sandwich winging across the cafeteria.

 

[MissLabelled]

Or the squelching sound of your skin pulling free after being stuck to the plastic

Or the scream you let out if you lay on it after it's been exposed to the sun for too long, or your skin has the misfortune of touching the metal bits