99Freedom
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I am definitely attracted to weird. I think of these above items as all too common. Weird is interesting. All too common is not interesting, to the extent of becoming tedious.
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Whiskeyjack
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Those seem less weird and more rude.
UnquietDreams
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As a weird guy, I protest. Those aren't weird, they are borderline creepy, incredibly creepy, and should be illegal , in order.
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UnquietDreams
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This is so true. I remember a bunch of years ago, we stopped at this U-Pick peach orchard that was just about a dozen trees in this old man's front yard. We got several pounds of them, tree ripe. I am more a fresh vegetable fan than fruit, but my ex loved peaches. We went home and cut into one, just to try it. It was so astonishing, we stood at the counter cutting up and eating peaches for dinner. Just...even twenty years later, I can still remember how they tasted. And I have been chasing Amy, as it were, ever since.
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hotwords229_A
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Good Lord! And I was just about to send you a pic of my flaccid dick having just spelled out “Hey” with my cum.
Good thing I read this first! Crisis averted.
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So far so good. Coffee is good. Work is happening. Got ideas for a new writing project. All is good in the NRJ Hood (<trying it out).
Lmizzler
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The NRJ Hood has a nice ring to it. Has a casual mix of spunky, ghetto, and adventurous while also being safe and homey. I'd settle down there for sure.
5 stars
crazychemgirl
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If you could spell out “hey” in cum I think that would be an impressive talent.Good Lord! And I was just about to send you a pic of my flaccid dick having just spelled out “Hey” with my cum.
Good thing I read this first! Crisis averted.
What do you think @morelikeasong
BrendaBear
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Well.... spelling "hay is for horses" would be more impressive.... just sayin'
Nothing like setting completely impossible goals to make the day right.
crazychemgirl
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NRJ hood … where the clit never hides.
morelikeasong
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Absolutely impressive. Let’s see it!
hotwords229_A
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Trying to figure out which would be more impressive, cursive or print.
I can do braille pretty good.
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It's peach season around here so I 100% feel this. You have an amazing peach and it's heaven and you think all peaches are going to be like that. They're generally not but you'll still get a good one if you keep looking because overall you just love peaches.
I'm talking about actual peaches here, of course.
(Also pussy.)
crazychemgirl
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I mean, in my experience most have been less than impressive and have more personality than the penis they are attached toWait, what's wrong with unsolicited dick pics....
crazychemgirl
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That is what made that meme so great…. I tasted such a great peach back in the day … I’ve yet to find its equal.
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It always looks like braille, shoot for cursive, far more impressive!Trying to figure out which would be more impressive, cursive or print.
I can do braille pretty good.
Lmizzler
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What a slogan. If only there was enough room in his tagline for that.
crazychemgirl
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Cursive > Capital letters >>>>>>>>>>>>> brailleTrying to figure out which would be more impressive, cursive or print.
I can do braille pretty good.
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Does it count if you jizz and then dip your dick like a pen in it and spell it out in cursive? I feel like that is a lot more doable than cumming words.
Also, yes, I know cursive.
morelikeasong
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You have to attach a feather to your dick first
Wand3rlust
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Have you been to a European beach in the summer?
Mrtenant
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You never said that about any of mine
