Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

That .25 is important

The difference between a quarter tank and empty is a lot isn't it....

 

[MindYaBitness]

This post is the foot equivalent of admitting you like Maroon5 or Sam Hunt.

I’m not really worried about the Croc Queen. I doubt she is going to want to throw on her mumu and come stomp me with her cankles.

The ones you posted aren’t bad though. I mean, you aren’t ending up in the society pages with them, but who among us (besides me) is?

I'll have you know, I'm a big deal. I'm essentially the fashionista of Disney Adults.

 

[MindYaBitness]

The difference between a quarter tank and empty is a lot isn't it....

Ask any guy with a measuring tape & a locked door, that extra quarter inch is very important

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'll have you know, I'm a big deal. I'm essentially the fashionista of Disney Adults.

That's an important office to hold... I applaud you.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ask any guy with a measuring tape & a locked door, that extra quarter inch is very important

I know!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How dare you dishonor the hallowed name of Crocs. I envoke the wrath of our Gilded Croc Queen @aussiegeekygal ! May you suffer under the heel of her righteous fury. If my phone hadn't just died, I'd assault you with the pic of my extensive collection of croc wedges & ballet flats. However, you'll have to make do with this singular, fabulous pair
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I'm gonna confuse the poor bastard with an exceptional ass shot!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Are you aroused @Lord Pmann ?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm gonna confuse the poor bastard with an exceptional ass shot!

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I knew my faith was not misplaced!

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm gonna confuse the poor bastard with an exceptional ass shot!

Um…. How come I heard that in my head with an Aussie accent? Granted, I work for an Aussie company… hear the accent a lot but… huh?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Um…. How come I heard that in my head with an Aussie accent? Granted, I work for an Aussie company… hear the accent a lot but… huh?

Talent, I guess?

 

[BrendaBear]

But also, I love everything about being a woman... Except sexism. And periods. And sometimes heels because those fuckers are painful….

I keep thinking back to this posting… which I absolutely love.

Such a wonderful sentiment, and a beautiful outlook.

 

[BrendaBear]

Talent, I guess?

Yep!! That’s how I heard it!

 

[Bry1313]

Welcome back @LaisDeMarieDeFrance you’ve been dearly missed.

Also careful to those who might me in the Midwest, it could get rough here

 

[TS_Woody]

Welcome back @LaisDeMarieDeFrance you’ve been dearly missed.

Also careful to those who might me in the Midwest, it could get rough here

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So that’s how the Great Lakes were made!

 

[Bry1313]

What's your record for strike outs in a single day.

I love that you keep swinging but you are going to have to make contact soon or it's back to AAA (aka the general board).

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[Bry1313]

5' 3.25" I'm the tall girl in my family

This is absolute confirmation (if we didn’t have it already) that you are all woman. Men never give fractions in height.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'll have you know, I'm a big deal. I'm essentially the fashionista of Disney Adults.

I'm not sure if that's a brag or a confession...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Are you aroused @Lord Pmann ?

His silence is an indication that he's furiously masterbating, triggered by your hot ass & cross in the same pic.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm not sure if that's a brag or a confession...

Yes

 

[BrendaBear]

His silence is an indication that he's furiously masterbating, triggered by your hot ass & cross in the same pic.

I think he’s already shot his load. He was so worked up, he didn’t last long at all.

Just my theory of course… but evidence does back it up. Elementary, my dear Shenanigang… or whatever that was…

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Tonight was fantastic.
I took my son into the city to see Cabaret.
Got off to a bit of a rough start, in that the trains were delayed (another train broke down in the Holland Tunnel, apparently), so we missed dinner. We made do with soft pretzels from a street cart. But when we got to the theater the first thing they do is give you a shot of schnapps (for those of age, at least), so that helped me at least.
Tonight the roles of the Emcee and Sally Bowles were both played by understudies. The Emcee was very good. Sally Bowles was tremendous. I love watching understudies come out and absolutely crush it. She absolutely crushed it.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

His silence is an indication that he's furiously masterbating, triggered by your hot ass & cross in the same pic.

I think he’s already shot his load. He was so worked up, he didn’t last long at all.

Just my theory of course… but evidence does back it up. Elementary, my dear Shenanigang… or whatever that was…

I'm going with it's midnight where he lives and when logs in tomorrow morning he's going to see that and have to think about it all day during work.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

His silence is an indication that he's furiously masterbating, triggered by your hot ass & cross in the same pic.

Why is masturbation always furious?

Why not joyfully masturbating?
Whimsically masturbating?
Politely masturbating?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Mhmm.

But also, I love everything about being a woman... Except sexism. And periods. And sometimes heels because those fuckers are painful. But I still wear them because fashion.

You forgot underwire bras

You haven't seen my crocs...they have wedges too

I have some wedges and you’d never know they were crocs. And I absolutely love their sequined flip flops.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Why is masturbation always furious?

Why not joyfully masturbating?
Whimsically masturbating?
Politely masturbating?

I’ll give you the others, but I challenge you to explain a whimsical masturabatory session