Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

You haven't seen my crocs...they have wedges too

I bet they do! Lol. My only pair of Crocs are my son's old Halloween Crocs from Disney world that light up... They remind me of him when he was 11 so I can't get rid of them.

 

[TS_Woody]

You haven't seen my crocs...they have wedges too

It’s better to look good than to feel good?

 

[Nicefella]

Nope, I am without nipples. I'm ostensibly nip-less. It's a congenital defect known as youaintfuckinseeingmytits-itis. It's incurable, and compounded by my mental disorder Chronic Selective Modesty. We're having a fund raiser next week. I'll post my go fund me, send cash.

I too have no nipples. But I buy prosthetic nips. From Alibaba.

 

[BrendaBear]

It’s better to look good than to feel good?

I figure I may as well feel good… I can’t do much about the other anyway.

 

[Amanda330]

It’s better to look good than to feel good?

Just let us do what we want. How about that? Lol

 

[TS_Woody]

I figure I may as well feel good… I can’t do much about the other anyway.

I was quoting Billy Crystal

 

[BrendaBear]

I was quoting Billy Crystal

I know.

 

[TS_Woody]

Just let us do what we want. How about that? Lol

I was quoting Billy Crystal

 

[TS_Woody]

I know.

Some of the others don’t

 

[TS_Woody]

Just let us do what we want. How about that? Lol

By all means

 

[Amanda330]

I was quoting Billy Crystal

Umm... Why would I know that? Lol

 

[BrendaBear]

Some of the others don’t

Actually, I am pretty sure she knew too. It’s just a touchy subject. Don’t take it personal, just support her and love her like we all do.

 

[BrendaBear]

Umm... Why would I know that? Lol

Okay. I stand corrected.

Edit: The fact I was so wrong makes it really funny to me. No idea why.

 

[Amanda330]

Actually, I am pretty sure she knew too. It’s just a touchy subject. Don’t take it personal, just support her and love her like we all do.

I love you Brenda.

 

[TS_Woody]

Umm... Why would I know that? Lol

 

[HeavyBalls]

I was quoting Billy Crystal

Your first story was better...

 

[Amanda330]

LOL, we're about as similar as chalk & cheese. I'm short, built like a Coke Bottle, dark hair & eyes, with corgi legs. Besides the huge boobs & love accessories, there's not much in common

Lies. You're gorgeous.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I bet they do! Lol. My only pair of Crocs are my son's old Halloween Crocs from Disney world that light up... They remind me of him when he was 11 so I can't get rid of them.

I completely understand that, I'm very sentimental. I do have a pair of black with white polka dot Minnie Mouse crocs, they're the ballet plat style, that I wore in Disneyland.

 

[HeavyBalls]

*hides my collection of Mickey Ears...

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s better to look good than to feel good?

They are so cute that you wouldn't know they were crocs if they weren't so comfy!

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh dang! I don't think my Grandpa had anything from the Depression era, at least nothing I knew about lol.

I never knew either grandfather. But one of my grandmothers was the least sentimental woman I ever met. And yet I still have her dining room table… which had been her grand parents. And her frying pan.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I bet they do! Lol. My only pair of Crocs are my son's old Halloween Crocs from Disney world that light up... They remind me of him when he was 11 so I can't get rid of them.

Your son wouldn’t want you to live that way.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Your son wouldn’t want you to live that way.

How dare you dishonor the hallowed name of Crocs. I envoke the wrath of our Gilded Croc Queen @aussiegeekygal ! May you suffer under the heel of her righteous fury. If my phone hadn't just died, I'd assault you with the pic of my extensive collection of croc wedges & ballet flats. However, you'll have to make do with this singular, fabulous pair

 

[dawn_of_night]

How dare you dishonor the hallowed name of Crocs. I envoke the wrath of our Gilded Croc Queen @aussiegeekygal ! May you suffer under the heel of her righteous fury. If my phone hadn't just died, I'd assault you with the pic of my extensive collection of croc wedges & ballet flats. However, you'll have to make do with this singular, fabulous pair
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Oh sweetie....

 

[Lord Pmann]

How dare you dishonor the hallowed name of Crocs. I envoke the wrath of our Gilded Croc Queen @aussiegeekygal ! May you suffer under the heel of her righteous fury. If my phone hadn't just died, I'd assault you with the pic of my extensive collection of croc wedges & ballet flats. However, you'll have to make do with this singular, fabulous pair
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This post is the foot equivalent of admitting you like Maroon5 or Sam Hunt.

I’m not really worried about the Croc Queen. I doubt she is going to want to throw on her mumu and come stomp me with her cankles.

The ones you posted aren’t bad though. I mean, you aren’t ending up in the society pages with them, but who among us (besides me) is?