I swear I was born 3 inch heels. Even my trainers have wedges. I'm to the point that wearing flats makes my ankles hurtMhmm.
But also, I love everything about being a woman... Except sexism. And periods. And sometimes heels because those fuckers are painful. But I still wear them because fashion.
That is dedication.... I would have totally upgraded in the 2000's at least.
The only time I wear flats is when I wear flip flops to the pool... My feet are permanently mangled. Lol
Just don't tell us you came out heels first...
How tall are you?
No crocs?
*tosses my shrubbery in disgust*
Let me find you a herring, sir.
They had to, I threw the old one out because it was a serious fire hazard. Frayed cord, faulty heating elements. Only people scarred by the Great Depression would have kept that death trap!
I feel like you may have identified with the Barbie movie as much as I did
Lol, no, though I was 10lbsJust don't tell us you came out heels first...
5' 3.25" I'm the tall girl in my family
Like in public? Lol. Never. Is there an uglier shoe to be found?
That .25 is important5' 3.25" I'm the tall girl in my family
Doubtful.
Like around the house? I wear Birkenstock lol
I love that movie!I feel like you may have identified with the Barbie movie as much as I did
LOL, we're about as similar as chalk & cheese. I'm short, built like a Coke Bottle, dark hair & eyes, with corgi legs. Besides the huge boobs & love accessories, there's not much in commonSo you are a human Barbie.
And you call yourself a Portlander, how dare you!I live in my Birkenstocks. And have never, ever worn socks with them.
You haven't seen my crocs...they have wedges too
