Sex & Shenanigans

[HeavyBalls]

Did you order the CODE RED!!!?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I would... But I'd be lying...

You really wouldn't

 

[TS_Woody]

Don't worry I went to the Frank Burns School of Medicine.

Hot Lips your Girlfriend?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm glad you're giving me the wanking recognition I so rightfully deserve. I wanked so hard for so long to be where I am today.

Fucking A you did. The ultimate wanker.

 

[Amanda330]

Fucking A you did. The ultimate wanker.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/YTWTJoG33Q01IfC1uz/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ihnboprzj1bd56zu8ro4gn4r4e79g3czd0ddyt6s&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm still not letting you medically examine me.

How about I examine you ... recreationally?

No Medicare headaches, no billing issues, and everyone is satisfied.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well this thread got weird while I was away. As it does

 

[BrendaBear]

Did you order the CODE RED!!!?

We prefer code wet.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Just 40? I guess ladies were a bit more standoffish in the 1950's...

First - I said well over 40

Second

 

[Amanda330]

You really wouldn't

I'll only call you Dr if you wear a stethoscope... And a white coat. And maybe some glasses. And scribble illegibly.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well this thread got weird while I was away. As it does

Don't worry, it's weird when you are here as well, my brother.

 

[TS_Woody]

They really are... From all the pussy juice. I don't know why you'd feel sorry about that. At least I'm not a dried up wankerette.

Can I get you to voca this? For posterity sake?

 

[Mr_bogey]

FIFY

NMK

 

[TS_Woody]

I'll only call you Dr if you wear a stethoscope... And a white coat. And maybe some glasses. And scribble illegibly.

Taking notes

 

[Amanda330]

Can I get you to voca this? For posterity sake?

No.

 

[BrendaBear]

Well this thread got weird while I was away. As it does

Right. ‘Cause it was so normal and mainstream society before.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't be so sure. My inspection tends to be very thorough. No way a lump escapes me. I have well over 40 years of boob feeling experience.

It’s not really years of experience that builds medical expertise, it’s number of case studies. Just saying.

I don’t know jack btw

 

[MindYaBitness]

But he did have the Sears Roebucks catalogue.

My great grandparents kept old copies of that catalog in their outhouse for toilet paper

 

[HeavyBalls]

Hot Lips your Girlfriend?

MARGARET!!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Right. ‘Cause it was so normal and mainstream society before.

It is when I’m here because I am normal.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My great grandparents kept old copies of that catalog in their outhouse for toilet paper

My mom decopaged our bathroom with them.

 

[TS_Woody]

MARGARET!!!!

Is that @Amanda330 ’s first name

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'll only call you Dr if you wear a stethoscope... And a white coat. And maybe some glasses. And scribble illegibly.

 

[BrendaBear]

It’s not really years of experience that builds medical expertise, it’s number of case studies. Just saying.

Makes sense…

I don’t know jack btw

This? I suspect you are really familiar with Jack. Or his brother Beat? C’mon! Don’t say you don’t know the Off brothers!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

wankerette.

#unneccessarilygendered