Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

To feel your boobs?

To beg. I'm still waiting.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I'm still not letting you medically examine me.

Don't worry I went to the Frank Burns School of Medicine.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Wow

Whatever! Wanker!!!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Oh, I know, I'm definitely aware that lawyers love coke bourbon & boobs.. they just can't treat, diagnose, or cure boob problems

Don't be so sure. My inspection tends to be very thorough. No way a lump escapes me. I have well over 40 years of boob feeling experience.

 

[Amanda330]

Whatever! Wanker!!!

I'm glad you're giving me the wanking recognition I so rightfully deserve. I wanked so hard for so long to be where I am today.

 

[Mr_bogey]

But no one calls you Dr. of anything. You hold a juris doctorate, which is different than a PhD and a medical doctor.

You can call me Dr.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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It's a beautiful place, ya prude.

 

[BrendaBear]

Don't you "Mhmm" me ma'am!!

Mhmm

 

[Amanda330]

You can call me Dr.

I would... But I'd be lying...

 

[Dubinsky]

I'm glad you're giving me the wanking recognition I so rightfully deserve. I wanked so hard for so long to be where I am today.

Your fingers must be all wrinkly. My condolences.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Don't be so sure. My inspection tends to be very thorough. No way a lump escapes me. I have well over 40 years of boob feeling experience.

Just 40? I guess ladies were a bit more standoffish in the 1950's...

 

[Mr_bogey]

My friend has a doctorate in graphic design. Can she give you your prostate exam?

I need to see her resume and detail her prostate experience. I'm not ruling it out.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'm glad you're giving me the wanking recognition I so rightfully deserve. I wanked so hard for so long to be where I am today.

You would out wanker "Dr Wanker"

 

[Mr_bogey]

She probably can if she’s a hottie… just sayin’

I like the way you think but experience in that area is also vital.

 

[Dubinsky]

Just 40? I guess ladies were a bit more standoffish in the 1950's...

To be fair, when bras looked like this,
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...accurate examination was difficult.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You can call me  daddy

FIFY

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Mhmm

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[MindYaBitness]

I need to see her resume and detail her prostate experience. I'm nit ruling it out.

She does have small hands, and teaches at a university in London, so bought be in luck

 

[Amanda330]

Your fingers must be all wrinkly. My condolences.

They really are... From all the pussy juice. I don't know why you'd feel sorry about that. At least I'm not a dried up wankerette.

 

[Mr_bogey]

And Bogey still isn't Dr. Bogey...

I can be for you.

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[Dubinsky]

They really are... From all the pussy juice. I don't know why you'd feel sorry about that. At least I'm not a dried up wankerette.

I can imagine, lol.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Just 40? I guess ladies were a bit more standoffish in the 1950's...

But he did have the Sears Roebucks catalogue.

 

[BrendaBear]

I can imagine, lol.

…and you currently are. No reason to deny it.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Yea and you can beg all you want but I don't think your getting it...

 

[Mr_bogey]

To beg. I'm still waiting.

How does that go again?