Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning fuckers

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I know the exact type of sell-out this shirt is for. I went to college with a bunch of them!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Physics is rad.

 

[MissLabelled]

Take note all you "hey" DM'ers

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Take note all you "hey" DM'ers

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Hey is for horses. Pigs and cows will eat it too, but they won’t always enjoy it.

I don’t want talk to horses, pigs, or cows

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Hey is for horses. Pigs and cows will eat it too, but they won’t always enjoy it.

I don’t want talk to horses, pigs, or cows

Whew. I guess I flew in under the radar.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Take note all you "hey" DM'ers

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I got a “hey” DM the other day…. Deleted and ignored

 

[deft]

I got a “hey” DM the other day…. Deleted and ignored

Hey! That was me!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Stupid itchy tattoo arm

 

[deft]

Stupid itchy tattoo arm

Need some lotion?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Need some lotion?

Not that kind

 

[MissLabelled]

Stupid itchy tattoo arm

But the tattoo is fucking rad!

 

[BrendaBear]

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I was really expecting to see this end with a "sun shines out her ass" joke or something.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[BrendaBear]

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Well.... I guess if someone wants to post something that is just all sticky, there is a good place for that...

 

[MissLabelled]

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A recreation of this famous dance. I think the twigs did it better.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Whew. I guess I flew in under the radar.

Babe, whatever you’re thinking, whatever words you’re using for yourself, you didn’t fly or sneak or slide in under anything. You came into my life like an empress entering her castle and you locked the gates behind you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Stupid itchy tattoo arm

Struggle is real yo!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Take note all you "hey" DM'ers

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“Hey” there DM’er, what's it like to be so boring
What’s the next that you’ll say? I bet it’s “girl, you look so pretty”
Oh my God
I’ve talked to rocks less dull than you, I swear it's true

I blame @PlanetaryNebula

 

[BrendaBear]

My favorite is the DM'er who unsolicited starts their conversation, and before I waste any time I make sure they have already read my "about" thing. Then they realize I'm not what they're looking for (no surprise to me) and their next statements are worded as though I might be crushed they aren't interested in me.

For some reason that is the aspect that perturbs me - like I give a shit whether some guy I know nothing about is interested in me. That and the assumption I am interested in guys in the first place. There are several guys around here I quite like and could get interested in, but I am in no way seeking a guy.

That is my rant for the morning... it's already been a shitty one...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Babe, whatever you’re thinking, whatever words you’re using for yourself, you didn’t fly or sneak or slide in under anything. You came into my life like an empress entering her castle and you locked the gates behind you.

And threw away the key!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

My favorite is the DM'er who unsolicited starts their conversation, and before I waste any time I make sure they have already read my "about" thing. Then they realize I'm not what they're looking for (no surprise to me) and their next statements are worded as though I might be crushed they aren't interested in me.

For some reason that is the aspect that perturbs me - like I give a shit whether some guy I know nothing about is interested in me. That and the assumption I am interested in guys in the first place. There are several guys around here I quite like and could get interested in, but I am in no way seeking a guy.

That is my rant for the morning... it's already been a shitty one...

Sending all the love and hope your morning gets better!

 

[MissLabelled]

“Hey” there DM’er, what's it like to be so boring
What’s the next that you’ll say? I bet it’s “girl, you look so pretty”
Oh my God
I’ve talked to rocks less dull than you, I swear it's true

I blame @PlanetaryNebula

You’re at least two levels above a dull rock

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You’re at least two levels above a dull rock

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