Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Good night fuckers.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good night fuckers.

Good night, love. Sleep well.

 

[BrendaBear]

You know what? “Pump your brakes” is another line I got from tropic thunder.
But I’m watch OG Ghostbusters now.

You will perish in flames!

I was on a Ghostbusters kick a week ago, I ended up watching all the movies. I enjoy them all.

I never watched any of the animated stuff though.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh, that question has gotten me into so many interesting situations over the years...

Bad decisions make good stories later. Did I tell you the one how I talked my way out of me & my two friend getting arrested for B & E last year...I just had to get a pic of me laying in that 5ft+ backhoe bucket

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not everything needs to be a portmanteau nerd

 

[BrendaBear]

This will come as a surprise to no one; I am the portmanteau queen. If @TigerLilly4U was here, she fill you on the plethora of nonsensical words I've smooshed together. I'm a word smoosher, a woosher, if you will

https://media1.tenor.com/m/SaESz7nEcgcAAAAC/the-office-pam-beesly.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This will come as a surprise to no one; I am the portmanteau queen. If @TigerLilly4U was here, she fill you on the plethora of nonsensical words I've smooshed together. I'm a word smoosher, a woosher, if you will

You’re correct. Least surprising thing ever

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Good night fuckers.

Good night!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I am committed.

I appreciate this about you.

Also, I’d like to apologize for all my typos tonight. My thumbs are stiff and being sloppy bitches

I feel this even when I’m not stiff or sloppy

 

[__Nathan1968]

Isn’t beef bacon just pastrami?

No pastrami is a smoked, brined brisket. The brisket is a cut at the chest. Bacon is the belly. And can be made from any belly, properly cured and smoked. Even human I suppose, since you know *someone* was going to suggest it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No pastrami is a smoked, brined brisket. The brisket is a cut at the chest. Bacon is the belly. And can be made from any belly, properly cured and smoked. Even human I suppose, since you know *someone* was going to suggest it.

Cough*crazychemgirl*cough.

 

[BrendaBear]

You’re correct. Least surprising thing ever

Punctuation!!!!

My hero!

Sorry, @TigoBiddies gets a gif… but you can have typed words and broken emojis.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Bad decisions make good stories later. Did I tell you the one how I talked my way out of me & my two friend getting arrested for B & E last year...I just had to get a pic of me laying in that 5ft+ backhoe bucket

My wife got me out of the grips of campus police after a football game where I had consumed no fewer than a dozen shots of wild turkey, plus a bunch of beer. When she suggested to the cop that she hadn’t been drinking and could take me home safely he said “you know he’s gonna hurl, doncha?” And she replied “yes, sir, officer. But wouldn’t you rather it be in my car than yours?” That’s love. There’s also another bit to the story that I’ll save for another night.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Accidentally previously posted in the wrong thread, but here’s where my head is tonight:

So the movers had to use a shuttle (basically a U-Haul) to get out crap to their tractor trailer since we have no street parking. This caused delays and in order to be ready for our 7:00 final walkthrough by the buyers, they had to basically fill up the garage with our stuff and agree to come back after they’d unloaded the U-Haul and the walkthrough was over. At 11:00 at night I discover a closet filled with shit that they missed when they were packing. If they had finished on time, or I hadn’t decided I’d sleep in a vacant house for the night, we’d be making arrangements for all of our family photos to be boxed up and shipped by others.

 

[BrendaBear]

This will come as a surprise to no one; I am the portmanteau queen. If @TigerLilly4U was here, she fill you on the plethora of nonsensical words I've smooshed together. I'm a word smoosher, a woosher, if you will

So this was 40 minutes ago… and ever since, I have had Bob Seger’s “Katmandu” going through my head, with the word portmanteau substituted in.

Gosh, thanks!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I was on a Ghostbusters kick a week ago, I ended up watching all the movies. I enjoy them all.

I never watched any of the animated stuff though.

I lovvvved the cartoon

 

[BrendaBear]

I lovvvved the cartoon

I have never seen it. Too old, I guess.

 

[lavendersilk]

(*)(*)

Absolutely gorgeous.

I know I inboxed you some earlier... But here's some more. Because I love you the most.

( * Y * )

You spoil me.

Thanks for the heads up MLAS!

Happy belated birthday @lavendersilk
I wasn't sure if I should go with ducks or boobs so I decided
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I hope you had a wonderful day!

I am smitten.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I lovvvved the cartoon

I like the cartoon more than most of the movies!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I like the cartoon more than most of the movies!

But you could tell it came out after because the voice actor they used for Peter was very much trying to sound like bill murray

 

[Hollybushes]

I saw a car that was like the Ghostbusters car a few years ago and asked my dad what it was. He told me and I got into watching the films but not the cartoon.

 

[crazychemgirl]

But you could tell it came out after because the voice actor they used for Peter was very much trying to sound like bill murray

There’s no one like Murrey

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]