Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

I can’t wait for my birthday!

When?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

These are the only ones I know

Post in thread 'Cultivating your Lit experience: words of wisdom (AKA How To Lit)' https://forum.literotica.com/thread...f-wisdom-aka-how-to-lit.1561485/post-98396342

you have a nice butt

 

[BrendaBear]

you have a nice butt

Yes. Yes she does.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I can’t speak for Monkey, but women are not allowed to actually reveal the rules. We are just required to insistyou follow the rules.

And you should already know what they are.

No, I don’t know them either. But there are rules regarding the rules. We know those…

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[Wand3rlust]

It’s late, but our very own @lavendersilk ‘s birthday was today!!!!

Happy birthday Lavender you are such a sexy, caring, hilarious, intelligent woman and I feel so lucky to be your friend. Oh also… your voice is hot.

I hope you had an incredible birthday trip.


Ps. I feel like you still owe us a threesome story?? Or did I miss a storytime

I just saw this. Happy birthday, lovely lady. What a great month to be born in. Hope you've had the most amazing day

 

[dawn_of_night]

I love your mathing, it's sexy

But then you'd only be 66% as good as the indi500. Go all out! INDIE666

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

you have a nice butt

Aw thanks. That was completely unprompted and unexpected!

P.S. you do too.

 

[UnquietDreams]

An enigma wrapped in a mystery

Smothered in bacon. With some caramelized oninons on the side that you can add if you are of a mind to.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Aw thanks. That was completely unprompted and unexpected!

P.S. you do too.

You're just saying that because it's true

 

[UnquietDreams]

Progress is an illusion

Life is an illusion. Or is it an allusion? I forget...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You're just saying that because it's true

Cross my heart and hope to die

 

[Amanda330]

MHMM / WOW (2 players)
Deck is shuffled
One card drawn from top of deck (opening card), red or black suit.
Players take it in turns to draw next card from top of deck.

If the colour of suit is different, first player to say MHMM gets the card
If the colour is the same, first player to say WOW gets the card
If a joker is pulled, you must nominate two other people for a fantasy threesome
If an ace is pulled, you must express loudly your views on random food items

Ok. Let's play!! This sounds fun.

But also these are not the official rules. And you're leaving out a whole part that I'm not at liberty to share.

 

[BrendaBear]

Cross my heart and hope to die

Why did I read this as “spank my ass and hope to motorboat”???

I probably need professional help…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why did I read this as “spank my ass and hope to motorboat”???

I probably need professional help…

Probably

 

[BrendaBear]

Ok. Let's play!! This sounds fun.

But also these are not the official rules. And you're leaving out a whole part that I'm not at liberty to share.

That was awesome!

 

[Amanda330]

Here I thought I was finally getting somewhere

It's like being in one of those mirror rooms so you can't tell where you are going and you end up going in circles and even though you've been walking forever you just get... Nowhere.

 

[Photog1rl]

It’s late, but our very own @lavendersilk ‘s birthday was today!!!!

Happy birthday Lavender you are such a sexy, caring, hilarious, intelligent woman and I feel so lucky to be your friend. Oh also… your voice is hot.

Thanks for the heads up MLAS!

Happy belated birthday @lavendersilk
I wasn't sure if I should go with ducks or boobs so I decided
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I hope you had a wonderful day!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thanks for the heads up MLAS!

Happy belated birthday @lavendersilk
I wasn't sure if I should go with ducks or boobs so I decided
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I hope you had a wonderful day!

 

[__Nathan1968]

I will accept boobs or duck pics. That was not a typo. ( * )( * )

I got a flash tattoo about 90 minutes before my flight back home which I'm gonna post here:
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Here’s a duck pic I took a few years back. One of my favorite duck species, the Redhead. Sonofabitch even with waterfowl, I have a type.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Smothered in bacon. With some caramelized oninons on the side that you can add if you are of a mind to.

Not everything needs to be covered in bacon hipster.

 

[BrendaBear]

Not everything needs to be covered in bacon hipster.

You cover food with a bacon hipster?

Do you have a dislike for bacon hipsters?

Is it always the same one?

Personally, I don’t cover food with bacon simply because the bacon is perfect already on its own. I don’t need something else.

I don’t know who qualifies as a bacon hipster… I hope it isn’t me…

 

[Amanda330]

Not everything needs to be covered in bacon hipster.

This is why.

Partly.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Not everything needs to be covered in bacon hipster.

Technically, I think hipsters would have covered everything in avocado.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not everything needs to be covered in bacon hipster.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Technically, I think hipsters would have covered everything in avocado.

Exactly. Not a hipster, just old and unhealthy.