Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Be nice… I loved every scene with Lea Thompson in it.

The personality of the duck was a out off, for sure.

The scene where the guys tongue extends, haunts my nightmares to this day

 

[__Nathan1968]

No intro needed.

 

[BrendaBear]

The scene where the guys tongue extends, haunts my nightmares to this day

Yeah - that was so gross… especially with the problems that actor had later on in life.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I don’t think I ever actually saw the movie, yet somehow I knew of the duck boobs!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I will accept boobs or duck pics. That was not a typo. ( * )( * )

I got a flash tattoo about 90 minutes before my flight back home which I'm gonna post here:
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Ooooh!!!!

Ok … I’ll work on one or the other later!!

 

[Hollybushes]

Is it just me or is the duck with boobs disturbing

 

[MindYaBitness]

No intro needed.

Every heard the term "more twisted than a duck's dick"?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah - that was so gross… especially with the problems that actor had later on in life.

Ya, Ferris Bueller's principle should never have been allowed to work around kids

 

[Mr_bogey]

So my wife left me unattended to finish with the move. I took that as implicit permission for me to have a 3-way in her absence. See, she’s not a fan of the 3-way. She finds them awkward. Never knows the best way to approach them. And feels they always leave a mess amongst those partaking.

While we didn’t exactly discuss the possibility of me going out looking for a 3-way, what hot-blooded North Shore male can resist?

Now, you’re probably asking what kind of a 3-way was it? FFM? No. This was heavy on the beef. MMF, then? Still no.

You see, on the North Shore of Massachusetts, a 3-way is CMS - Cheese, mayo, sauce.

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Once you get past the shy stage and realize that everyone is just as awkward as you, you just dig in. Go for it. It’s gonna get sloppy.
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The best part about a North Shore Beef 3-way is that everyone gets their appetite satiated, and nobody has to sleep on the wet spot.
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Kelly's Roast Beef or nothing at all.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I will accept boobs or duck pics. That was not a typo. ( * )( * )

I got a flash tattoo about 90 minutes before my flight back home which I'm gonna post here:
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How did I miss your birthday

Happy Belated and hope you get all the ducks!

 

[Mr_bogey]

@lavendersilk

 

[Mr_bogey]

 

[dawn_of_night]

What's up Fuckers?

Wow... I typed Duckers.... And my phone auto corrected

 

[Hollybushes]

I'm seriously going to have duck-based nightmares

 

[BrendaBear]

Kelly's Roast Beef or nothing at all.

I hope Kelly doesn’t get mad you keep taking her roast beef.

 

[morelikeasong]

I will accept boobs or duck pics. That was not a typo. ( * )( * )

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have I mentioned you were born to wear red? You look spectacular in any color, but you were born for red.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I hope Kelly doesn’t get mad you keep taking her roast beef.

And for @lavendersilk

 

[dawn_of_night]

Mmhmm, I love birthdays

 

[dawn_of_night]

Have I mentioned you were born to wear red? You look spectacular in any color, but you were born for red.

I'm sure that shirt was bLack the first time I looked....

 

[morelikeasong]

I laugh every time I hear that lyric.

I get turned on

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I get turned on

They’re very closely related feelings. I mean l, I hope. It’s my one thing!

 

[Amanda330]

How did I miss your birthday

Happy Belated and hope you get all the ducks!

For someone who hates broken emojis, you sure fucking have a lot of em in here.

Just saying.

 

[morelikeasong]

It’s my one thing!

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[MindYaBitness]

For someone who hates broken emojis, you sure fucking have a lot of em in here.

Just saying.

I second that!
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Show them feet from your foot model days!