Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

What kind of fuckery do we have today?
Happy hump day fuckers

 

[dawn_of_night]

Not for you?
Tried it and didn't like it?

Not for me as in, I don't know how to play.... Like I don't get it, but support the friends who do...

 

[dawn_of_night]

For those of you going swimming on ocean vacations this summer...

 

[UnquietDreams]

It wasn’t May 25

Oh, not just on Towel Day. Always know where your towel is.

 

[hotwords229_A]

For those of you going swimming on ocean vacations this summer...

This is the great fear of losing your trunks from a wave, not that people will see you naked, but seeing you at your . . . least? The ocean is a cold, cold place.

 

[__Nathan1968]

So my wife left me unattended to finish with the move. I took that as implicit permission for me to have a 3-way in her absence. See, she’s not a fan of the 3-way. She finds them awkward. Never knows the best way to approach them. And feels they always leave a mess amongst those partaking.

While we didn’t exactly discuss the possibility of me going out looking for a 3-way, what hot-blooded North Shore male can resist?

Now, you’re probably asking what kind of a 3-way was it? FFM? No. This was heavy on the beef. MMF, then? Still no.

You see, on the North Shore of Massachusetts, a 3-way is CMS - Cheese, mayo, sauce.



Once you get past the shy stage and realize that everyone is just as awkward as you, you just dig in. Go for it. It’s gonna get sloppy.

The best part about a North Shore Beef 3-way is that everyone gets their appetite satiated, and nobody has to sleep on the wet spot.

 

[MindYaBitness]

This failed miserably.

Let’s try this: If you support throwing puppies into lava, don’t show us your tits.

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Save the puppies from the lava!!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Save the puppies fron the lava!!!

Nice puppies!

 

[__Nathan1968]

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Save the puppies fron the lava!!!

Sweater puppy, I assume?

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Save the puppies fron the lava!!!

My fucking god

 

[macster3951]

So my wife left me unattended to finish with the move. I took that as implicit permission for me to have a 3-way in her absence. See, she’s not a fan of the 3-way. She finds them awkward. Never knows the best way to approach them. And feels they always leave a mess amongst those partaking.

While we didn’t exactly discuss the possibility of me going out looking for a 3-way, what hot-blooded North Shore male can resist?

Now, you’re probably asking what kind of a 3-way was it? FFM? No. This was heavy on the beef. MMF, then? Still no.

You see, on the North Shore of Massachusetts, a 3-way is CMS - Cheese, mayo, sauce.

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Once you get past the shy stage and realize that everyone is just as awkward as you, you just dig in. Go for it. It’s gonna get sloppy.
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The best part about a North Shore Beef 3-way is that everyone gets their appetite satiated, and nobody has to sleep on the wet spot.
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I am so going here, wish I knew about this last weekend when I was in the area.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I am so going here, wish I knew about this last weekend when I was in the area.

Any town north of Boston has multiple roast beef shops. Stay away from the chains.

And if you’ve ever watched Diners Drive-ins and Dives, the “immigrant haunch” will keep your shirt clean. There’s no saving you hands and face.

 

[macster3951]

Any town north of Boston has multiple roast beef shops. Stay away from the chains.

And if you’ve ever watched Diners Drive-ins and Dives, the “immigrant haunch” will keep your shirt clean. There’s no saving you hands and face.

Triple D is one of my favorite shows. I know the haunch well.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What kind of fuckery do we have today?
Happy hump day fuckers

Very little fuckery around here today.
I've got all 3 kids home now. So I'm just puttering around until I have to go to work later.

 

[macster3951]

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Save the puppies from the lava!!!

I will save all the puppies!!! Including the euphemistic ones.

 

[lavendersilk]

I didn’t even know?!! Why didn’t anyone WARN me?!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @lavendersilk … what do you want for your birthday??

I will accept boobs or duck pics. That was not a typo. ( * )( * )

I got a flash tattoo about 90 minutes before my flight back home which I'm gonna post here:

 

[UnquietDreams]

I will accept boobs or duck pics. That was not a typo. ( * )( * )

I got a flash tattoo about 90 minutes before my flight back home which I'm gonna post here:
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I went to the University of Oregon. Technically, any picture I send of me is a duck pic...

And I love the big O...

 

[hotwords229_A]

I will accept boobs or duck pics.

https://i.imgur.com/T8lyhbl_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand
Why not both?
(For the record, this was from a PG-rated movie for kids in the 1980’s.)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://i.imgur.com/T8lyhbl_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand
Why not both?
(For the record, this was from a PG-rated movie for kids in the 1980’s.)

Oh, I remember.

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://i.imgur.com/T8lyhbl_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand
Why not both?
(For the record, this was from a PG-rated movie for kids in the 1980’s.)

I was in the 1st grade when I saw it. I loved it. I must've been the only one

 

[BrendaBear]

https://i.imgur.com/T8lyhbl_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand
Why not both?
(For the record, this was from a PG-rated movie for kids in the 1980’s.)

I just watched the end of that movie while channel surfing a couple days ago! Weird there is so much duck energies today. And here I haven’t been in Eugene in years.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was in the 1st grade when I saw it. I loved it. I must've been the only one

You were.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I was in the 1st grade when I saw it. I loved it. I must've been the only one

I was in jr high and saw it with my best friend and we loved it. We were the only ones in the theater who did though

 

[BrendaBear]

I was in the 1st grade when I saw it. I loved it. I must've been the only one

You were.

Be nice… I loved every scene with Lea Thompson in it.

The personality of the duck was a put off, for sure.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I just watched the end of that movie while channel surfing a couple days ago! Weird there is so much duck energies today. And here I haven’t been in Eugene in years.

I grew up surrounded by waterfowl hunting culture. I used to be able to do a full on mallard feeding call with just my mouth, no duck call required. As you can guess, this made me a very, very popular girl (at trade shows & sportsman convention )