Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Happy Birthday @lavendersilk !!!

What she said....
Happiest of birthdays!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hey nerds.... Lol what I found D&D not for me....

 

[__Nathan1968]

So I screwed up and didn’t put my bath towel in my truck with my luggage. Ergo, it got packed. Along with all other bath towels, beach towels, dish towels, etc

The only place nearby that was open was Home Depot.

Question: how many terry cloth rags does it take to dry off a big bald guy? (Spoiler alert, it was 6).

 

[Photog1rl]

So I screwed up and didn’t put my bath towel in my truck with my luggage. Ergo, it got packed. Along with all other bath towels, beach towels, dish towels, etc

The only place nearby that was open was Home Depot.

Question: how many terry cloth rags does it take to dry off a big bald guy? (Spoiler alert, it was 6).

So what I’m seeing is that next time you need either three or six lit ladies to dry you off.

 

[__Nathan1968]

So what I’m seeing is that next time you need either three or six lit ladies to dry you off.

6 Lit ladies? How wet did you want me to start out? I don’t think the terry cloth rags would be effective for that.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My youngest was up puking all night.
It's gonna be a long day.
If anyone's interested in perking me up, I accept coffee, pastries, and cleavage.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It’s late, but our very own @lavendersilk ‘s birthday was today!!!!

Happy birthday Lavender you are such a sexy, caring, hilarious, intelligent woman and I feel so lucky to be your friend. Oh also… your voice is hot.

I hope you had an incredible birthday trip.


Ps. I feel like you still owe us a threesome story?? Or did I miss a storytime

Happy birthday, @lavendersilk

May your baths be toasterless

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s late, but our very own @lavendersilk ‘s birthday was today!!!!

Happy birthday Lavender you are such a sexy, caring, hilarious, intelligent woman and I feel so lucky to be your friend. Oh also… your voice is hot.

I hope you had an incredible birthday trip.


Ps. I feel like you still owe us a threesome story?? Or did I miss a storytime

I didn’t even know?!! Why didn’t anyone WARN me?!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @lavendersilk … what do you want for your birthday??

 

[crazychemgirl]

So I screwed up and didn’t put my bath towel in my truck with my luggage. Ergo, it got packed. Along with all other bath towels, beach towels, dish towels, etc

The only place nearby that was open was Home Depot.

Question: how many terry cloth rags does it take to dry off a big bald guy? (Spoiler alert, it was 6).

Rookie

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[__Nathan1968]

Rookie

This is the 20th lifetime move for me. Only the second time with packers, and the first of those, I moved ahead and left my wife to deal with it. So this is, literally, my first ‘rodeo’.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So I screwed up and didn’t put my bath towel in my truck with my luggage. Ergo, it got packed. Along with all other bath towels, beach towels, dish towels, etc

The only place nearby that was open was Home Depot.

Question: how many terry cloth rags does it take to dry off a big bald guy? (Spoiler alert, it was 6).

Douglas Adams would have some advice to give you, you hoopy frood....

 

[dawn_of_night]

My youngest was up puking all night.
It's gonna be a long day.
If anyone's interested in perking me up, I accept coffee, pastries, and cleavage.

I posted something that might be of interest to you, it was last night...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Hey nerds.... Lol what I found D&D not for me....

Not for you?
Tried it and didn't like it?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

View attachment 2355929

https://ibb.co/qxjsjTK

 

[ztrawberry]

Ummm bored right now..no one to talk to

 

[hotcpu]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Day after @lavendersilk hope the hangover is not toooo bad.

 

[morelikeasong]

I heard you like magic, I’ve got a wand and a rabbit

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7377665222821039390

 

[dawn_of_night]

Not for you?
Tried it and didn't like it?

I thrifted it for a friend at work...
She already had it...
So I guess the new dice were a good deal

 

[dawn_of_night]

https://ibb.co/qxjsjTK

Fuck.... That's hot.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I thrifted it for a friend at work...
She already had it...
So I guess the new dice were a good deal

More dice are always appreciated.

 

[dawn_of_night]

More dice are always appreciated.

I figured if only.... That it was a start...

 

[__Nathan1968]

Douglas Adams would have some advice to give you, you hoopy frood....

It wasn’t May 25

 

[hotwords229_A]

If anyone's interested in perking me up, I accept . . . cleavage.

This failed miserably.

Let’s try this: If you support throwing puppies into lava, don’t show us your tits.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I heard you like magic, I’ve got a wand and a rabbit

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7377665222821039390

I laugh every time I hear that lyric.