Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Lube is your friend in that case.

Yeah I mean…if you have forethought and restraint!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah I mean…if you have forethought and restraint!

And clean up time!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah I mean…if you have forethought and restraint!

I fail at both of those lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I fail at both of those lol

Same sister. Oh the chaffing!

 

[Amanda330]

The only rule I try to live by is never do so much you can’t to more later. Man the chaffing sometimes….

Are we still talking about cereal?

Were we ever?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I can't remember the last time I had Cheerios of any variety.
The only O-shaped cereals we get are Apple Jacks and Froot Loops. Or, as my kid calls them, "Queerios."

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can't remember the last time I had Cheerios of any variety.
The only O-shaped cereals we get are Apple Jacks and Froot Loops. Or, as my kid calls them, "Queerios."

I love both of those but I find if it eat too much of them the roof of my mouth feels like I was chewing sandpaper.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Were we ever?

Aren’t we always?


Oh no… awkward.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’ve been advertising for years to hire an assistant to carry it for me, but so far no applicants.

Have advertised here? I feel like Lit is the perfect place to find a penis palanquin. That has to be someone's kink, right?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Were we ever?

Uhmm errr no. Of course not.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s a good day when I have less than 2 hours left in my workday

 

[crazychemgirl]

Have advertised here? I feel like Lit is the perfect place to find a penis palanquin. That has to be someone's kink, right?

There’s a kink out there for everyone … I’m sure of it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

There’s a kink out there for everyone … I’m sure of it.

I can only hope!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can only hope!

Yeah I’m still holding out hope it’s some dudes kink for me to occasionally acknowledge his existence and send him random PM’s about cannibalism and books… and in turn he sends me thousands of dollars.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Have advertised here? I feel like Lit is the perfect place to find a penis palanquin. That has to be someone's kink, right?

I have, but autocorrect changed it to Penis Pelican. I was confused at the responses for days.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah I’m still holding out hope it’s some dudes kink for me to occasionally acknowledge his existence and send him random PM’s about cannibalism and books… and in turn he sends me thousands of dollars.

I want this for you. Get it!

 

[Bry1313]

Yeah I’m still holding out hope it’s some dudes kink for me to occasionally acknowledge his existence and send him random PM’s about cannibalism and books… and in turn he sends me thousands of dollars.

We were so close until you needed the money

 

[LupineOne]

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[Bry1313]

I can only hope!

Yeah, recently I learned someone’s kink is under sink organizers

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, recently I learned someone’s kink is under sink organizers

Don’t underestimate the sexiness of organization.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah I’m still holding out hope it’s some dudes kink for me to occasionally acknowledge his existence and send him random PM’s about cannibalism and books… and in turn he sends me thousands of dollars.

I can ask the guy with a rejection kink if he's got a friend looking for a sugar baby

I have, but autocorrect changed it to Penis Pelican. I was confused at the responses for days.

You'll not get any kink shaming from me. If pelicans are your thing, reach out to @deefalttwunnyfor he's a (h)ornithologist

 

[macster3951]

Yeah I’m still holding out hope it’s some dudes kink for me to occasionally acknowledge his existence and send him random PM’s about cannibalism and books… and in turn he sends me thousands of dollars.

can we compromise on thousands of pennies?

 

[LupineOne]

Whosagoodboyyy!
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[crazychemgirl]

I can ask the guy with a rejection kink if he's got a friend looking for a sugar baby

You'll not get any kink shaming from me. If pelicans are your thing, reach out to @deefalttwunnyfor he's a (h)ornithologist

I mean, I’m not NOT interested

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah, recently I learned someone’s kink is under sink organizers

Don't even get me started on my spice rack & knife drawers.
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