Sex & Shenanigans

I do. But not with milk. Obvs.
Have you seen those individual cereal boxes like you see in restaurants (and who the hell goes to a restaurant to eat cold cereal? Heathens, I suppose)? They were perforated so you could lay one on its side, cut it open, cut open the plastic bad, and pour the milk right in.

Of course mlas couldn't, unless she dumped the cereal out onto the table first...
 
Have you seen those individual cereal boxes like you see in restaurants (and who the hell goes to a restaurant to eat cold cereal? Heathens, I suppose)? They were perforated so you could lay one on its side, cut it open, cut open the plastic bad, and pour the milk right in.

Of course mlas couldn't, unless she dumped the cereal out onto the table first...
These were the cereals we got on read trips and summer camp
 
Apparently I'm destined to befriend cereal savages. I can overlook this flaw is light of your razor sharp wit, sparkling personality, and fantastic rack...did I mention I that I only cook Pillsbury cinnamon rolls in my waffle iron?
Wowwww. Maybe I'm just a boring eater? I need to shake things up a bit, I guess. Lol
 
I eat cereal in a bowl, but I pour the milk first like a heathen
Is that all it takes to be a heathen? Cuz man, I've been trying too hard.
I deserve it. Thank god for redeemable assets, amiright?
I'm not sure what assets you're referring too. Like stock market assets? :p
Girl... Everyone's weird in their own way. You didn't need redemption. You're perfect just the way you are. ❤️
That Billy Joel song is in my head now. ❤️
 
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