Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Not as a real valid option. Imo. But I guess some people like the unfun no sugar cheerios.

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I remember the "unfun no sugar cheerios" as a kid. I dumped enough sugar over them that it was like a visible pile on each flavorless brown loop.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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And I heard that last part in Jim Ross's voice.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Listen y'all....
I recently started having redi-whip on my cheerios.... My heart is happy.

 

[BrendaBear]

I remember the "unfun no sugar cheerios" as a kid. I dumped enough sugar over them that it was like a visible pile on each flavorless brown loop.

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Sorry - I had to go there. Because that answer was just too perfect!!!

 

[Amanda330]

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I would never. I didn't call you out by name... And I love you and everything about you. Sluts 4 evah! Always.

My love for you is able to overcome my dislike of plain Cheerios. Just don't make me eat them, k?

 

[BrendaBear]

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Can we get an updated pic of Monkey wearing this?

If he wants to, he can even show us Something...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I love it when I get a very specific food craving and we actually have that food in the house.
It's a whole lot easier when the food in question is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

 

[Booboobear84]

Ok all … what is your least favourite “adult task” …

Laundry?
Grocery shopping?
Cooking?
Dishes?
Having to decide WHAT TO EAT FOR EVERY FUCKING MEAL EVERY DAY (is mine)
Paying bills?

I'm actually good with everything except for deciding other people's meals.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I would never. I didn't call you out by name... And I love you and everything about you. Sluts 4 evah! Always.

My love for you is able to overcome my dislike of plain Cheerios. Just don't make me eat them, k?

I thought only toddlers ate plain cheerios?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Hanging up my laundry. I don't mind washing it... I don't mind throwing it in the dryer. But hanging it up? Folding it up? I'm pretty bad about that part.

Me too! When I lived alone the kitchen table and chairs were for clean laundry. Maybe I’d hang up something nice that I wore, but otherwise I tend to use a lot of the same things I just washed (thongs, bras, pjs, workout clothes) so what’s the point of putting them all away just to take them out again? I’m just being efficient

I don't do laundry or dishes... cause those are the worst. But if I could get out of deciding what to eat every day for the rest of my life...I would do that too.

Me either on the laundry or dishes!

I like deciding what to eat though! Come on over and I’ll decide for you too

Ok all … what is your least favourite “adult task” …

Laundry?
Grocery shopping?
Cooking?
Dishes?
Having to decide WHAT TO EAT FOR EVERY FUCKING MEAL EVERY DAY (is mine)
Paying bills?

I love to cook and even deciding what to cook, I have groceries delivered, I outsource laundry and dishes to my husband who likes to clean (for real - he might be part alien) and bills because he likes checking things off lists He takes out the trash too. I have a lawn care service and a housekeeper 2x a month because allergies and I really dislike cleaning bathrooms. I like doing home repairs/remodeling and own all the power tools. Same with gardening.

I hate ironing and will go to extreme lengths to avoid it. The most common solution is throwing it back in the dryer with a wet washcloth. Then using wrinkle release if needed. In hotels I’ll put the item on a hanger and then leave it in the bathroom with the shower running as hot as possible

I also detest putting gas in the car. I have no idea why since it’s not a difficult or frequent chore. I used to joke I’d much rather have gas than flowers as a thoughtful gift though I eventually got rid of my car as the solution. I live 3 blocks from the train that I take to work, so it has been a smart choice.

I also avoid expense reports like the plague.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I love it when I get a very specific food craving and we actually have that food in the house.
It's a whole lot easier when the food in question is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

"Hmm.... Do I want Lobster Thermidor...oh! Peanut butter and jelly!"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I would never. I didn't call you out by name... And I love you and everything about you. Sluts 4 evah! Always.

My love for you is able to overcome my dislike of plain Cheerios. Just don't make me eat them, k?

I never make anyone do anything they don’t wanna as a rule.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I like deciding what to eat though! Come on over and I’ll decide for you too

Can you decide other things too? Like what I wear and how I cum?

 

[Amanda330]

I never make anyone do anything they don’t wanna as a rule.

Because you love everyone regardless of anything else. That's why you're so fabulous.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Ok all … what is your least favourite “adult task” …

Laundry?
Grocery shopping?
Cooking?
Dishes?
Having to decide WHAT TO EAT FOR EVERY FUCKING MEAL EVERY DAY (is mine)
Paying bills?

Oh. Another least favorite.
Anything that involves making a phone call to an actual, living person.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I hate ironing and will go to extreme lengths to avoid it. The most common solution is throwing it back in the dryer with a wet washcloth. Then using wrinkle release if needed. In hotels I’ll put the item on a hanger and then leave it in the bathroom with the shower running as hot as possible

I'll be honest, I really thought we as a society were done with the ironing thing. Like it went out the window with cursive or something.

Then again I'm a guy that will wear my Motorhead tee to company meetings so I may not be entirely in the know on this particular subject.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh. Another least favorite.
Anything that involves making a phone call to an actual, living person.

Okay, you win. That is it.

 

[Nicefella]

I'd kinda pay to watch that...

Even better is to be paid for watching that. Aka paid mediators. Lol

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Can you decide other things too? Like what I wear and how I cum?

No problem! I’m really good at being opinionated and making decisions. Plus I’m a pervert so this sounds super fun

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Glad I could help others with their life decisions?


Anyone else in need of a life coach? I can make your difficult decisions for you.

I have a couple of friends that text a group thread to get me to decide things for them. They call it “The Opinionator”

 

[Whiskeyjack]

No problem! I’m really good at being opinionated and making decisions. Plus I’m a pervert so this sounds super fun

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[dawn_of_night]

"I've been breaking up
Dirty dishes and throwing them away"

-"My Brave Face," Paul McCartney

So that's a no on the laundry wench then??

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

No problem! I’m really good at being opinionated and making decisions. Plus I’m a pervert so this sounds super fun

Deal!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Even better is to be paid for watching that. Aka paid mediators. Lol

Had a mediated divorce. Worth every fucking penny.

 

[BrendaBear]

"I've been breaking up
Dirty dishes and throwing them away"

-"My Brave Face," Paul McCartney

I have the CD that is on... and it's a great song too.