Sex & Shenanigans

Hahaha you should check the website? Why am I doing all the work for you when you're the one who wants to cum to the park? 🤣
I'll have to sneak into the park after hours. Explore a bit and check out the wildlife. 😊
 
There is NO WILDLIFE. lol. It's basically a barren plain... Tho, it is quite humid. And the view is pretty exceptional.
Hmm. Can I at least bring wildlife with me when I visit? Exceptional views are nice and all, but I need some wildlife!
 
Hmm. Can I at least bring wildlife with me when I visit? Exceptional views are nice and all, but I need some wildlife!
What kind of wildlife are we talking about? Because my first impulse is to say absofuckinglutely not. The area is pristine and needs to stay that way for... all the other visitors. 🤣
 
What kind of wildlife are we talking about? Because my first impulse is to say absofuckinglutely not. The area is pristine and needs to stay that way for... all the other visitors. 🤣
Well, I have a number of animals I could bring.

Horny Toad
Titmouse
Rooster (Some may call it a cock)
Oxpecker

I even have some fish...

Slippery Dick
Zuni Bluehead Sucker
Lumpsucker

Special thanks to Google lol.
 
Well, I have a number of animals I could bring.

Horny Toad
Titmouse
Rooster (Some may call it a cock)
Oxpecker

I even have some fish...

Slippery Dick
Zuni Bluehead Sucker
Lumpsucker

Special thanks to Google lol.
I'm impressed you took the trouble to Google it - way to commit. 🤣

None of the wildlife mentioned sound like they'd be welcome at my park. Except maybe the rooster. As long as it's a pretty one. This park is very particular about its visitors.
 
I'm impressed you took the trouble to Google it - way to commit. 🤣

None of the wildlife mentioned sound like they'd be welcome at my park. Except maybe the rooster. As long as it's a pretty one. This park is very particular about its visitors.
Oh, the rooster is magnificent. He's a handsome and very friendly fellow, but he is loud as fuck!

He's also been known to leave a mess almost everywhere he goes.
 

Pervy and Star Wars go hand in vag. Here's an NRJ original. 😎❤️
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Man, I have a Beaver Dick Park very close by that has had no visitors in far too long...

I'll have to sneak into the park after hours. Explore a bit and check out the wildlife. 😊

There is NO WILDLIFE. lol. It's basically a barren plain... Tho, it is quite humid. And the view is pretty exceptional.

Hmm. Can I at least bring wildlife with me when I visit? Exceptional views are nice and all, but I need some wildlife!

What kind of wildlife are we talking about? Because my first impulse is to say absofuckinglutely not. The area is pristine and needs to stay that way for... all the other visitors. 🤣

Well, I have a number of animals I could bring.

Horny Toad
Titmouse
Rooster (Some may call it a cock)
Oxpecker

I even have some fish...

Slippery Dick
Zuni Bluehead Sucker
Lumpsucker

Special thanks to Google lol.
You forgot the California Trouser Snake 🐍
 
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